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A trio of Transfixed scenes pop up on this Devil's Film release -nothing special but a decent cast.

Title vignette welcomes prolific director Ricky Greenwood to the fold, his trademark ending (pan away from the doorway and go out of focus) present. Somehow Bree Mills' screenwriter Lapis Afterglow gets a writing credit for a half-hour that is all-sex, no-dialogue, no-story.

So we have newcomer TS actress Asia Belle arriving home, seeing Marica Hase asleep on a bed and humping her. It's Wham Bam, but without any thank yous, ma'am. The two brunettes enjoy having sex, a blow-job gets Asia's little cock hard, they go through a couple of time-honored sexual positions, and end up with a very fake creampie.

I suppose that's enough for subscribers of Bree's "Transfixed" website, but it couldn't get any more generic than this.

"While We Wait" hits a new low with this uneventful, utterly pointless episode. It plays as a half-hour self-plug, being set in the waiting room of, wait for it, "Bree Mills Modeling Agency", with a big sign on screen advertising Bree throughout. Instead of subliminal advertising, we have blaring self-promotion.

That's not the only stupid in-joke included here. TS star Gracie Jane chats with cis-female Haley Reed as they wait (in vain) to be seen by some rep of the agency. Jane executes a silly (and 30 years tardy) gag, versions of which we've seen many times before, spoofing Sharon Stone's classic "Basic Instinct" move, crossing/uncrossing her legs wearing no panties, only in Gracie's case it reveals her cock to Haley, Within seconds they're having sex in the waiting room, hence the vignette's title.

Nothing else happens, and 30 minutes later, after an invisible cum shot (another recent failing of "Transfixed" scenes where the trans-female star fails to launch), the actresses put their clothes back on and the scene ends. No twist, no "caught in the act" by some extra appearing on set, nothing.

Pornographers traditionally get no respect, to paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield's tagline. But I, as someone who has known talented filmmakers in Adult Entertainment and respect their talent, don't think their answer should be to insult their audience. That's a sure way to lose any lingering respect they may have earned.

In "Bird Watching", the attractive redheads are both bird watchers, with a silent opening scene depicting how they met in the forest, seeing each other through binoculars. Siri is leaving origami cranes (little paper figures) in birds' nests, a cryptic activity that arouses Ariel's interest. They head home and Siri explains her strange behavior: it's her way of remembering her bird-loving lover, who she lost last year.

Their pleasant conversation leads to sex. After Ariel's invisible cum shot (a failing to deliver that's creeping into this Transfixed series lately), Siri teaches her origami. And that's all there is.

It's a romantic approach, but not very involving.