When Lighting Is More Real Than the Story
I honestly thought Yolanthe had retired to Ibiza sipping smoothies, soaking up the sun, and living comfortably off Wesley's alimony. But no, she's back. And not just back, she's in full Netflix-glam mode. Picture slow-mo wind machine shots, carefully placed tears, and a voice-over that sounds like she just invented world peace.
This show calls it "being vulnerable," but it's vulnerability with a glam squad, a lighting director, and what feels like a script. If this is reality, then my dirty dishes deserve a documentary deal. It's polished, dramatic, and self-aware in all the wrong ways.
Maybe some people will find it inspiring. Me? I just found it ironic. Best of luck with this. I'll be watching something with a little less contour and a little more content.
This show calls it "being vulnerable," but it's vulnerability with a glam squad, a lighting director, and what feels like a script. If this is reality, then my dirty dishes deserve a documentary deal. It's polished, dramatic, and self-aware in all the wrong ways.
Maybe some people will find it inspiring. Me? I just found it ironic. Best of luck with this. I'll be watching something with a little less contour and a little more content.
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- Jul 9, 2025