Episode list

Join the Singh family in their annual Christmas card photo session and find out how a furry pageant star is born!

Rowena and Precious, with the help of Hansraj and Bobby Kennedy, go to town on pageant applications and submissions only to learn it's not as easy as it seems.

Rowena enlists the help of Jersey Pageant Coach Extraordinaire "Sass Machine" along with his assistant, former Pageant Contestant Debbie Dugood to help her and her beloved Pomeranian Precious excel at pageantry.

Rowena and Precious get in touch with releasing negative energy (in order to allow pageant acceptance) through alternative healing methods with the help of Placenta, a spiritual healer.

Rowena and Precious, with the help of therapist Honey Chambers (yes, that's her real name), break through negative blocks using some innovative therapy techniques including mirror work.

Rowena and Precious join a support group of others dealing with their own failures and fears.

Rowena and Precious, along with their support group and pageant judges crash a local beauty pageant.

Rowena, Precious and friends take part in a seance conducted by Candi to get in tune with ghosts of pageants of yore.

Rowena and Precious join a support group of others dealing with their own failures and fears.

Rowena, Precious and other unlikely pageant contestants prepare for a pageant of their own.

Precious, Craig, Keiko and Simon compete in their very own pageant.

The winner of the First Annual Fourteenth Amendment We're Having Our Own Pageant Pageant: Pink and Purple Addition is announced.