Denis Leary credited as playing...
Diego
- Crash: [from trailer] Where are we?
- Brooke: Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama!
- [Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]
- Diego: This is the guy who's gonna save us?
- Shangri Llama: Yes, but first... downward dog!
- [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]
- Shangri Llama: Caterpillar!
- [Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]
- Shangri Llama: Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!
- Sid: [doing the mashed potato bounce] Hey, this is kind of easy.
- [he gets tied up with Granny]
- Sid: Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
- Sid: [Speaking into a twig like it were a phone] I can't find the bride. Why can't I find the bride?
- Diego: Because you're speaking into a twig.
- Party Molehog: [Also speaking into a twig] Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.
- Panicked Start: [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend] Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?
- Diego: Uhh
- [Looks at Shira and smiles]
- Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
- Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?
- Diego: Well we were.
- [the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]
- Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.
- Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies.
- [Looks at Diego]
- Shira: You know we'd be great parents.
- Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say "Listen big guy."
- Diego: [Watching some kids playing while eating some berries] I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.
- Shira: I think you meant "she".
- Diego: He.
- Shira: Either way, we've been over this Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
- Diego: Yeah but why?
- Panicked Start: [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood] Are they gonna eat us?
- Diego, Shira: Hi kids.
- Panicked Start: Ahhh!
- [both run away]
- Shira: I even smiled this time.