- [first title cards]
- Title card/crawl: Chubbies
- Title card/crawl: On the distant planet of Snerd, to enforce the prohibition of Sexual Activity, the Government created the Limp-Tron 69, a device that controls the planet's gravitational pull. This causes the people to lose all interest in any Sexual Activity and renders their organs in a perpetual state of flaccidity. This gives the planetary Government the ability to rule a sexless planet. However, this gravitational system does not work on ALL creatures...