2 reviews
This is not a movie that tells a story.
Instead it patches together scenes from 3 different movies. And does so in an entirely incoherent manner.
Initially you get the sense that the two primary story threads may somehow come together - until it meanders on in such a way that makes it clear there is no overarching story or vision - I've had clearer narratives simply channel surfing.
And as these are different movies, tonally it's a mess.
I assume this is meant as some kind of cash grab (which is no more than I'd expect from Full Moon, and not something I ordinarily mind.) But this is just a terrible pile of slop without any redeeming qualities.
I'm not ticking the spoiler option as narratively there's nothing to spoil.
Instead it patches together scenes from 3 different movies. And does so in an entirely incoherent manner.
Initially you get the sense that the two primary story threads may somehow come together - until it meanders on in such a way that makes it clear there is no overarching story or vision - I've had clearer narratives simply channel surfing.
And as these are different movies, tonally it's a mess.
I assume this is meant as some kind of cash grab (which is no more than I'd expect from Full Moon, and not something I ordinarily mind.) But this is just a terrible pile of slop without any redeeming qualities.
I'm not ticking the spoiler option as narratively there's nothing to spoil.
- kiwigoldfish
- Jun 24, 2025
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