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Despicable Me 3

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Gru: You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!

Lucy Wilde: [from trailer]
[spotting Gru and Dru with a weapon]
Lucy Wilde: So, you two are villains now?
Gru: Whaa...?
[hides the weapon]
Gru: I mean, hello, sweetie.
Dru: [whispering to Gru out of the corner of his mouth] Busted...

Mel the Minion: [singing onstage in the Sing competition with other Minions] Pito pato milo mila taka tiki poulet tika Cepa la joi demitoka lana moule macarena. Pao leggis pabo pati mele cepa maka guta mami lebel mela mustache elle muchaaaa...

[last lines]
Lucy Wilde: Let's get him.
Gru: Honey, he's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start.

[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast!
Gru: Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?
Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Grucy.
Gru: [laughs] I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.

Agnes: The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.
Gru: [Looks warily at soup] Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?
Agnes: But I made it for you.
Gru: [Takes a spoonful, struggles to avoid retching] Mmm, mmm, mmm! Good soup! I love the combination...
[swallows]
Gru: ... of Gummi Bears and meat.

Balthazar Bratt: [On TV] Gum one, gum all!
Balthazar Bratt: "Gum one, gum all!" Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?

[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: [about Dru's mansion] This place is amazing!
Dru: It's nice, I guess, sure.
[puts on sunglasses]
Dru: I'm not really into things...
[opens the doors, which reveals tons of red vehicles]

Dru: Face it, Gru! Villainy is in your blood!

[from trailer]
Minion: [looks at a statue of a Gru relative and laughs; to another Minion] Hey, sesct Gru gon boobs!

[from TV Spot]
Valerie Da Vinci: Agent Gru, YOU'RE FIRED!
Lucy Wilde: If you fire him, you're gonna have to fire me. Do you really wanna do that? Alu-ya.
[guards throw them out]
Lucy Wilde: Well, I guess she did.

[from trailer]
Gru: [hanging naked from strings of bubble gum; passes a window with a group of people singing happy birthday who start laughing and taking photos] Happy Birthday dear Dan. Happy Birthday...
Minions: [watching from binoculars] ... to you!
[laugh]

Lucy Wilde: Nobody, NOBODY curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?

[from trailer]
Dru: [to Gru] I brought you here to continue the family business. Villainy is in your blood!

Agnes: [to the Scar Faced Man] You saw a for real, like, unicorn? What did it look like? Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? Was it FLUFFY?
The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy... I thought I was gonna die!
[Agnes smiles and screams extremely loud]
Lucy Wilde: [outside the shop] Agnes!
[breaks in and severely attacks everyone]
Lucy Wilde: Excuse me!
[grabs a dart from someone and puts it in another person]
Lucy Wilde: Don't worry, I'm here!
[picks Agnes up]
Lucy Wilde: Are you okay?
[pants]
Edith: Yeah, we're fine. Are you...?
Agnes: Unicorns are really real! And I'm gonna find ONE!
[happily runs outside the shop]
Lucy Wilde: [to everyone who is knocked out on the floor after she attacked them] Sorry. Went a little mamma bear on ya. You know, I heard a scream and... Yeah, okay. Have a good one!

Balthazar Bratt: [Repeated line] I've been a bad boy!

Gru: Wait, did we...
Dru: ...just finish...
Gru: ...each...
Dru: ...other's...
Gru, Dru: Sentences!
Dru: [laughs]
Gru: [laughs] Sorry, it's a twin thing.

Margo: No, I meant to be tougher on them, not me!

[from trailer]
Valerie Da Vinci: You let the most wanted villain just get away! You're fired!

Dru: [about the Despicamobile] Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth...
[Deploys dozens of weapons]
Gru: [laughs] Okay, that's pretty nice!
Dru: And it's a hybrid.

[from trailer]
Gru: [about villainy] I left that life behind me.
Dru: I understand. Hmm, I wonder what this does.
[pulls down a lever which reveals the Despicamobile]
Gru: Ho ho ho! Holy moly!
Dru: Become a villain again.
Gru: Mmmm...

[from Trailer]
Prisoner: [to a Minion after they all shower] We've been waiting a long time.
Prisoner: [Minion whips him with towel] No, no!

Gru: [about the hundreds of Bratt dolls in his lair] He must have bought them all. Who would want a doll like this?
Dru: Ooh, I used to have one of these!

Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!
[starts dancing]
Balthazar Bratt: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!

[from trailer]
Gru: Seriously?
[Fritz limps back]
Fritz: I really must...
[adjusts his spine]
Fritz: ... have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
Gru: Whaa? Twin brother?
Agnes: Twin brother?
Minions: Twin brother?

Gru: [from trailer]
[to his Minions as they celebrate being villains again]
Gru: This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.

Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.
[pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru]
Gru: [sarcastic] Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.
[slaps the gun away]
Gru: Oh, that's right, you were!
[aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]
Gru: But then you got canceled!
[laughs]
Balthazar Bratt: [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru] Ha ha!
Gru: Oh, what about that?
[punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
Gru: Whaa...? Ah, girls!
[throws the squirt gun at Bratt and throws punches at him]
Balthazar Bratt: [dodges the punches] Dance fight!
[dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]

[from trailer]
Agnes: [selling the Fluffy Unicorn] He's really good to snuggle with.
Gru: [after Agnes sell the Fluffy Unicorn; runs over to her] Agnes, what are you doing?
Agnes: Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.
Minions: Aww...

[from trailer]
Gru's Mom: [shows Gru pictures of when he and Dru were babies] Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son.
[crumples up the pictures]
Gru's Mom: Obviously,
[laughs]
Gru's Mom: I got second pick.
Gru: I have a twin brother!

Balthazar Bratt: You know, Clive, playing a villain on TV was fun... but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!
Clive the Robot: Here it comes.
[puts cassette on radio; "Take My Breath Away" plays]
Balthazar Bratt: What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music!
Clive the Robot: Sorry, my bad.
[Flips cassette over; "Bad" by Michael Jackson plays]

[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: So, what did you guys do today?
Gru, Dru: [lying] Nothing!

[from featurette]
Gru: [to Agnes] We're going to be fine.
Agnes: I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. I got two whole dollars!
Minions: Aww...

[from featurette]
Gru: How about we steal the largest diamond in the WORLD?

[from trailer]
Valerie Da Vinci: [looking at a photo of Bratt's attack on a military ship] It's some kind of monster!
Silas: Wait, that's not a monster!
[zooms in]
Silas: That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated... Balthazar Bratt. I want every agent on the scene immediately!

[from trailer]
Dru: So, how are things career-wise?
Gru: [lying] Ha ha, great! So so great, crushing it...

[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: Get ready!
Gru: Get ready for wha...
[Lucy propels him off his water bike and onto a military ship]
Gru: ... aaaaAAAAHH...
Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru.
[threatens Gru with his large gun]
Balthazar Bratt: Ha ha!
Gru: [knocks the gun away] Oh, what about that?
[squirts a squirt gun in Bratt's face]
Gru: Wha? Agh, girls!
[tries to punch Bratt, who slides beneath him]
Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight!
[dodges, dances, and sings all at once as Gru tries to catch him]

Museum Director: Monsier Pompeux!
Museum Director: [kisses Monsiur Pompeux] To what do we owe the presence of the world's foremost gem expert?
Monsieur Pompeux: The chief of police sent me. He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt, the Dumont diamond was replaced with a phony.
Monsieur Pompeux: [they all gasp, then Museum Director opens the door, with Monsieur Pompeux walking in to the diamond, snapping his fingers, looking at a diamond, sniffing it, licking it] Ooh-la-la! You have been duped.
Museum Director: What? We have?
Monsieur Pompeux: Yes! BY ME!
[shoots at the men]
Museum Director: But what is...?
[looks at Monsieur Pompeux head]
Museum Director: Oh, no!
Museum Director: [runs away] Help!
Balthazar Bratt: [shoots at Museum Director, taking off Monsieur Pompeux outfit, pressing play button, with the music of Take on Me by A-ha playing, grappling up, revealing the disco light, grabbing the diamond, going up]
Balthazar Bratt: I've been a bad boy! Or should I say, Je suis un mauvais garcon!
[laughing]

[from TV Spot]
Gru: Minions, we're going back to villainy!
[Minions cheer]

[from TV Spot]
Prisoner: [accidentally kicks a ball the the Minions, who take advantage of it] Hey, give that back!
[Minions refuse and attack]

Agnes, Margo: [to Gru and Lucy] Aloha!
[show them a Hawaiian decorated tree]
Gru: [irritated] This is unexpected...
Margo: [puts a lei with flowers on it on Gru] Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...
Edith: [recording with her phone] ... we made you dinner!
Agnes: It's a luau!
[hands Lucy a lei with flowers on it]
Agnes: We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles!
[drags Lucy as Margo drags Gru]
Gru: [irritated still] Oh, yay...

Gru: You didn't have to do that, though. I know you love your job.
Lucy Wilde: I love other things more.

[as Lucy tucks the girls in]
Agnes: [sleepily] Love you, Mom.
Lucy Wilde: [goes into the hall, closes the door softly] I'm a mom... I'm a mom! AAAH!

[first lines]
TV Show Host: The year was 1985... and the number one show on TV was...
Balthazar Bratt: Evil Bratt!

[from trailer]
Fritz: Excuse me.
Gru: [sighs] Hey, could you...?
[hands Fritz the vacuum wand to a vacuum]
Fritz: Oh, uh, of course. Now, as I was saying...
[vacuum turns into a small rocket]
Gru: Goodbye.
[the rocket launches with Fritz holding onto it]

Gru: [from trailer]
[about Balthazar Bratt]
Gru: He's getting away!
Lucy Wilde: That's what he thinks!

[from trailer]
Gru: I can't wait to meet my brother!

[from trailer]
Dru: MY BROTHER!
[laughs and runs hands through hair in slow-motion]
Gru: Ugh.

Dru: You ready to continue the family tradition, you and me?
Gru: No.
[admiring a handful of weapons]
Gru: I left that life behind me.
Dru: Just one heist?
Gru: Mmm...

[from trailer]
Dru: [jumping up and down while "hugging" Gru] Who doesn't love this guy? Look at him! Oh, the hair would make you better.
[lightly punches Gru all over, who tries to stop him]
Dru: Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad!
[does an impression of Gru's face]

[from trailer]
Balthazar Bratt: This is not over!
[overpowers Gru with gun]

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