- Darth Sidious: You wanna die, huh?
- Darth Simon: No, I don't wanna die.
- Darth Sidious: [spits on the ground before talking] You wanna die?
- Darth Simon: No.
- Darth Sidious: Do you wanna die or do you wanna be my apprentice?
- Darth Simon: Apprentice!
- Darth Sidious: You shall start your training from tomorrow!
- [Sidious slaps Simon in the face]
- Darth Simon: Yes, sir.
- Darth Sidious: You shall be my new apprentice. I'm gonna call you... What's your name, young man?
- Darth Simon: My name is... Simon.
- Darth Sidious: Well. Do you like the name Darth Simon, little Simon?
- Darth Simon: Yeah. Sounds powerful. Can I be invincible?
- [Sidious hits Simon]
- Darth Simon: Ow!
- Darth Sidious: You're a little dumb kid. And you'll learn that Jedis and Siths aren't good friends. So each time you see a Jedi you run away and tell a bad guy that he's there. Ok?
- Darth Simon: I am a bad... I wan't to be a good guy!
- [Sidious interrupts Simon by slapping him in the face]
- Darth Sidious: No. You work for me now. And working for me means a bad guy.
- Darth Simon: Yes, sir!
- Darth Sidious: Move it, you little dumb-ass! If you wanna live.