- Daffy Duck: Sam, shoot the ball!
- [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his two guns, then Daffy, who turns his head in the reverse direction]
- Daffy Duck: Let's try that again, shall we?
- Al-G Rhythm: King Kong ain't got NOTHIN' on me!
- [King Kong, sitting in the audience, grunts his contempt at the statement; the Iron Giant consoles him]
- Bugs Bunny: Hol... Hold up, Doc. So, you want me, a talking cartoon bunny, to play with you, an NBA superstar, in a high-stakes basketball game?
- [Turns to camera]
- Bugs Bunny: Sounds awfully familiar.
- LeBron James: Who are you talking to? But, yeah, that actually sums it up well.
- Sylvester: I found Michael Jordan! I'm sure he can help us!
- [the Tune Squad perks up]
- Daffy Duck: You... found him?
- Yosemite Sam: I can feel his power already!
- Tweety Bird: I can hear his shoes!
- Daffy Duck: [on microphone] At guard six-six, from North Carolina, Number 23, Michael... Jordan?
- [it's Michael B. Jordan the actor]
- LeBron James: How did all these people got here?
- Daffy Duck: I don't know, but the line for the bathroom must be insane.
- Tweety Bird: [faces off with a Goon Squad member] I got her, I got her!
- [gets stomped on]
- Tweety Bird: She got me.
- Al-G Rhythm: [from trailer; LeBron has just been pulled into the serververse for the first time] Welcome, King James. I am the king of this domain.
- LeBron James: What did you do to my son? Where's Dom?
- Pete: Uh-oh!
- Al-G Rhythm: The only way you're getting your son back is if you and I play a little basketball. Pete, send this clown to the rejects.
- [LeBron is sent to Tune World]
- LeBron James: Basketball camp is next weekend. You've got amazing potential on the court, and I can help you get there.
- Dom James: It's not what I want, Dad. You never let me do what I want to do. You never let me just do me.
- Daffy Duck: Basketball? Are you kidding me? This stunt here is gonna get me into the Justice League penthouse! With free parking. And now, the hero, Super Duck, who is me, will pull this brake, and save the day.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, not exactly. He buttered them up, saying they were wasting their time. That there was much more to see in the Serververse than old Tune World. Made 'em turn their backs on who they really were. They all left, all of them. And I wish them all the best in their new endeavors.
- Bugs Bunny: Mmm. I think I know a way that can help the both of us. I declare this land for planet Earth.