- Waiter: [to Vice and a villager] Are you finished?
- Vice Principal Marlene: [about the villager] No, I think he's Swedish.
- [Steve's Lava Chicken song]
- Steve: La-la-la-lava. Ch-ch-ch-chicken. Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell. Oh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell. Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack. Oh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
- Vice Principal Marlene: Garbage Man, huh? Well you can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. But you gotta bungee the lid 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there.