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It is OBVIOUS the guy interviewing was drunk or otherwise impaired. His speech is slurred, he has no clear focus. His questions are repetitive and rambling and the grammar mistakes made it all the more painful. Seriously, if you are interviewing someone at least know where you are headed.

I'm trying to understand how none of this was noticed during the making of the darn thing.

The acting is beyond bad, I had to turn it off because I actually started to get embarrassed for the actors who star in this worthless film. Not one second of the 30 minutes I watched was entertaining in any way at all. I've challenged friends to watch it sober and only one made it.

Don't even bother to rent or watch this cheesy film. The acting was excruciating. Totally unbelievable, with the exception of the the black guy at the "lake", although one has knowledge the film is bogus - the black guy was the best "actor" - I can see him with a future in film. SO, my review wouldn't post unless it had 10 lines. What really can I add to this film that would make you want to see it if I'm correct on my take of the film. Please don't waste your $? Please try to cast better actors? What I did find humorous - when the guy that wrote the film - God bless him, the tent scene - even as I type these words I'm laughing because of the tent scene - he thinks he hears "something" outside of the tent -it's a cow mooing. Over and Out!

This could have been good if not for the sound, 'acting' and horrible script I'm actually wondering if there even was a script. Don't waste your time.

Schizophrenic rambling. I rented this in HD, from my ATT Uverse provider. $6 !!! I should never assume the title of a film has any meaning. You can title a documentary "whales", and then present a two hour film of barnacles growing on someone's dreadlocks. I know that these black eyed children encounters occur, or at the very least, honest people sincerely believe they have experienced this phenomenon. I like to hear about, and try to understand these bizarre, esoteric "things". I like gnarl that makes my skin crawl and hair curl. But!... Substance is important. This is ridiculous. The title of the film should have a modicum of relevance, but Justin Snyder stumbled his way through a film about pond scum.

I'm not sure whats worse, the acting or the audio work. It seemed like some people did not even have mics aimed at them.

Do not waste your time on this mess of a high school level video project.

That girls vocal fry - holy jeez. I do want the drugs the black guy was on. The filmmaker is a crazy tweaker. Dale saw the childrens. The coolest thing about the film was seeing the lake drained.

Here's the secret, guys: this is a brilliant send-up of of bad found footage movies.

You have to be very good to be this purposely bad.

Watch it again.