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Cole Doman in Henry Gamble's Birthday Party (2015)

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Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

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  • [opening lines]
  • Henry Gamble: How big is yours?
  • Gabe: Soft or hard?
  • Henry Gamble: Hard.
  • Gabe: I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in... like, seventh grade, so it probably grew.
  • Henry Gamble: Oh.
  • Gabe: It's probably more like seven now, maybe even eight.
  • Henry Gamble: Do you want to measure it now?
  • Gabe: I'm not hard.
  • Henry Gamble: Oh.
  • Gabe: Are you?
  • Henry Gamble: No.
  • Gabe: How big are YOU?
  • Henry Gamble: Like... six and a half.
  • Gabe: That's cool. Not bad.
  • Christine: I'm gay.
  • Henry Gamble: Wait. What? Seriously?
  • Christine: Yeah. How did you not know this?
  • Henry Gamble: I... I don't know these things.
  • Christine: Wait, wait, so do you have, like, a problem with it?
  • Heather: Surely YOU don't.
  • Henry Gamble: Wait. What does THAT mean?
  • Kat Gamble: Something happened to me and I'm not sure what I'm becoming.
  • Candice Noble: People don't choose their race in the way that they choose to be gay.
  • Kat Gamble: You need to spend some time with your boy.
  • Bob Gamble: But he needs you.
  • Kat Gamble: No, he needs you more. He needs your blessing.
  • Jon: [homosexuality] It's not a good thing, that's for sure.
  • Cheyenne: Well, what do you think?
  • Candice Noble: Well... I mean, I think Christ teaches us to love everyone.
  • Jon: Yeah.
  • Jon: Whether they're addicts or criminals or gay people.

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