V/H/S/Halloween

The movie did not offer anything outstanding, candidly. It is very normal for the vast majority of found footage horror movies to result in subpar quality, and this offering is right on track with it. I never expect any game-changing aspects; however, it did go the distance in disappointing. The acting seemed contrived, the CGI appeared rough, and the storyline was painfully predictable from start to finish. It failed to offer suspense, atmosphere, and any real terror. Unlike previous VHS found footage films that at least had some form of charm or innovation, this offering felt very impassive and easily forgettable. Nothing sets it apart, and it is hard to find any reason to recommend it.

What a great film to kickoff the season! This film is loads of fun!

I went in expecting another mediocre VHS film but instead was awesomely surprised with something that played like an amateurs masterpiece. Dark yet playful and fun. You get your violence and dark themes with plenty of laughs. Is the acting masterclass? Lol, it doesn't need to be.

The story about the candy making, one per person... wow, hahaha.

If you're going into this one without expectation and just looking for new spooky season films to sprinkle in with the classics you're undoubtedly watching...throw this one on and give it a chance.

I have been a fan of the V/H/S movies for a while now and this years entry V/H/S Halloween does not disappoint. The individual stores are scary, extremely gory, with one story being funny (You won't look at a packet of skittles the same way ever again.)

It's excellent that all of the stories on Halloween, which really adds to the creepiness of the movie. This is a really good movie to watch in the lead up to Halloween. The set designs, prosthetics and actors are really giving it their all. This movie is a solid 8/9 out of 10.

Happy Trick or Treating.

Be prepared for a gore-a-thon of mayhem with this latest installment into the V/H/S family tree of terrifying tales.

Intro is a poor fool and a trial of some sort that goes horribly horribly wrong for him.

Next we've got tricks or treats Time for one and all, but seems like they're more tricks than treats this year, so you better watch out for "The Mommy" boys and girls, pssst "Coochie Coo." Freaking disturbing is an obvious understatement with this segment, be prepared. Our Halloween party goes awry, and we end up with a serious problem on our hands that needs to be reenacted as best as possible.

Remember only take one candy when trick or treating folks, no really... Fun Size...

The thing is, I feel like increasingly I am not the audience for these. Every year, a new anthology of horror shorts. Last year (V/H/S Beyond) was the most I'd enjoyed these since the first one.

Getting a taste of enjoyment out of the previous entry has shined a pretty stark light on this one, which goes right back to being full of more misses than hits. And the problem is the simple fact that V/H/S is clearly aimed more at a demographic that probably still reads, like, Fangoria Magazine. People who really, REALLY love horror and worship gore on a level that is not me.

Because it's the same old story: a lot of these shorts feel too simple, too weird, too chaotic, or too mean spirited. The only shorts I really enjoyed here were "Fun Size," about haunted candy, and the final short, "Home Haunt," about a family trying to level up their Halloween decoration game at all costs.

Most of the shorts are unnecessarily nasty or random, or both. It's a lot of blood, and screaming, and unrepentant killing. Not saying anything, not making a point, just here to make a mess and flash a sinister smile. Horror at its most base level.

The notable example here being "Kidprint," which seems to flirt with the vibe of Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave" -- even having an actor that somewhat resembles Tim Robinson, named Tim in the story, that eventually gives you the middle finger for expecting anything funny. It devolves into just suffering.

And the opening short, "Coochie Coochie Coo," is something I found too ridiculous to be very scary or funny.

The wrap-around this time is about product testing for a haunted soda named Diet Phantasma. This seems funny at first, but it really only has two or three jokes and it goes back to the well several times.

I dunno man, this is another C- at best.