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Maxine Peake in Funny Cow (2017)

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Funny Cow

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  • Funny Cow: You see, it's been too much for me, life. Too much and not enough. All at the same time. Listen to me going on, eh?
  • Funny Cow: Where are you going?
  • Lenny: I'm going swimming - in a sea of beer. Washes away all the hurt and the dirt. It's the stains though, won't shift them, love.
  • Angus: Why are all the beautiful people fucked up and all the wankers bestride the earth untouched?
  • Angus: Who took your self esteem from you? You have very low self esteem.
  • Funny Cow: Nobody took it... I handed it over at my own volition.
  • Funny Cow: You can't hold onto tablets when you're drowning.
  • Funny Cow: I wanna do what you do. I wanna make people laugh.
  • Lenny: I won't bother. Waste of time.
  • Funny Cow: Why'd you say that, eh? I'm funny.
  • Lenny: Are ya, love? That's good.
  • Funny Cow: I am.
  • Lenny: I doubt it. It's not a job for a woman. Why'd you think all comics are blokes, love? I'll tell you why: cause women aren't funny. Don't know why, but they're just not.
  • Funny Cow: You're not funny.
  • Lenny: No.
  • Funny Cow: It's not weak to leave, Mam. It's weak to stay.

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