Olivia Colman credited as playing...
Mama Bear
- Mama Luna: I told you health department people, there are no cats here!
- Goldilocks: Make her talk.
- [Papa Bear goes near Mama Luna and growls in her face]
- Papa Bear: Excuse me, my darling. We're looking for the legendary Puss in Boots. Have you perhaps... seen him?
- Goldilocks: Too soft.
- Mama Bear: [uses her claw to her nasal] Out with it, you old biddy, or I'll have your guts for garters.
- [Mama Luna faints]
- Goldilocks: Too hard! That was not just right! Oi, Baby, sniff him out.
- Baby Bear: You don't tell me what to do.
- Mama Bear: Listen to your sister, Baby.
- Baby Bear: Oh, she's not my sister! She's a fugitive orphan.
- Papa Bear: [slaps Baby Bear] She is your sister. Do what she says.
- Baby Bear: Fine, but all I can smell... is cats' pee.
- Mama Bear: [watching Goldi's memories] Oh, this was it.
- Goldilocks: What was it, Mama?
- Mama Bear: The day a little orphan girl broke into our cabin and stole our hearts. The day when our world became just right.
- [Puss is at the Wishing Star, preparing to make his wish]
- Puss in Boots: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish...
- Kitty Softpaws: I can't believe I fell for it again.
- Puss in Boots: Kitty, you don't understand.
- Kitty Softpaws: Don't understand what? That you've been playing me this whole time?
- Puss in Boots: I need this wish.
- Kitty Softpaws: Oh, yeah? You wanna know what *my* wish was? Someone, *anyone* I could trust.
- [Kitty swipes the map from Puss and points her Gatito Blade at him]
- Puss in Boots: Hey!
- Kitty Softpaws: In my whole life, I've never had that, but I thought I finally found that someone, without a wish. I thought it was you, but you're still running, still the same old Puss in Boots.
- Puss in Boots: But I am not, I am not Puss in Boots. I am.. I am on my last life. I need to get my lives back. Without them, I am not... I am *not*...
- Kitty Softpaws: What? The legend?
- [chuckles sadly]
- Kitty Softpaws: I still can't compete with your one true love. Go on. Get your lives back.
- [Puss gasps as he grabs the map]
- Kitty Softpaws: Just keep them out of mine.
- Perrito: [whimpers]
- Puss in Boots: kitty! Death Is After Me!
- Kitty Softpaws: [confused] What?
- Jack Horner: I've been called a lot of things... but never Death. I like it. That's *my* wish!
- Mama Bear: Oi! That's Goldi's wish!
- [Goldi, Papa Bear and Baby Bear arrive at the Star, as the final battle initiates]
- Goldilocks: Just give us the map.
- Papa Bear: And throw in a dozen pies!
- Goldilocks: Eh?
- Mama Bear: Ooh, have you got any savory pies?
- Goldilocks: What?
- Baby Bear: Yeah, what flavors you got?
- Goldilocks: N-No!
- Mama Bear: Can we get all of that in a bag to-go?
- Goldilocks: Oh, would you stop talking about bloomin' pies? Focus!
- [smashes the bottle with the shrunken Lilliputian ship, the people fall out screaming]
- Goldilocks: Hand over that map, or I'll punch holes in the lot of ya!