4 reviews
Wow...um...this is just bad. It's definitely not in the "So bad,it's good" category of bad. Bad acting,bad singing(it's not even the actors' real voices) and boring sex(including one scene that has absolutely no place here)add up to nearly two hours of absolute torture.
William Shakespeare would not approve. The songs stink.The lead actors are bland and have zero chemistry. Johnny Rey,who actually won an award for his role,can't act his way out of a paper bag. The "story" is predictable from the moment these two jerks meet. How this thing got made is a total mystery.
Don't bother wasting the money to buy,rent or stream it online.
William Shakespeare would not approve. The songs stink.The lead actors are bland and have zero chemistry. Johnny Rey,who actually won an award for his role,can't act his way out of a paper bag. The "story" is predictable from the moment these two jerks meet. How this thing got made is a total mystery.
Don't bother wasting the money to buy,rent or stream it online.
Ho-hum... Like the first movie,if they hadn't put in all the gross out scenes and its over-reliance on "guest star" cameos,as well as a tighter(no pun intended)story,this might have been a better movie instead the disappointing,muddled mess that it is.
Performances from OK(i kinda liked the guys who played Andy & Jarod and Jonah Blechman(?) is a stitch,as always)to the "WTF?".(Perez Hilton,anyone..HELLO!)
The storyline is all over the place,however Again,not a terrible movie but not a winner either.
Stick with the movies it parodies.
Performances from OK(i kinda liked the guys who played Andy & Jarod and Jonah Blechman(?) is a stitch,as always)to the "WTF?".(Perez Hilton,anyone..HELLO!)
The storyline is all over the place,however Again,not a terrible movie but not a winner either.
Stick with the movies it parodies.
Ran across this on Showtime. yes,that Showtime! The one with "Queer as Folk" and its lone lesbian couple,Mel & Lindsay.
I can't see them renting THIS on a saturday night.
Not unless someone has rented the last copy of "Desert Hearts".
The "plot" concerns three butt ugly lesbian astronauts(do NOT make me repeat that!)who crash on an ape-infested planet. one of which is a stereotypically pink one named Dr. Queera!(the movie's one big laugh,actually)
If constant lesbian sex,bad dancing and acting and even worse RAPPING are your thing,grab a big,BIG bottle of wine and enjoy the carnage...you'll hate yourself later!
I can't see them renting THIS on a saturday night.
Not unless someone has rented the last copy of "Desert Hearts".
The "plot" concerns three butt ugly lesbian astronauts(do NOT make me repeat that!)who crash on an ape-infested planet. one of which is a stereotypically pink one named Dr. Queera!(the movie's one big laugh,actually)
If constant lesbian sex,bad dancing and acting and even worse RAPPING are your thing,grab a big,BIG bottle of wine and enjoy the carnage...you'll hate yourself later!