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"A spaceship lands back on Earth after a failed mission, but the astronauts have been replaced by hideous creatures that can penetrate people's bodies and make them explode. A group of cave explorers are attacked by the monsters inside an underground cave, but the survivors are in for a surprise when they finally manage to escape the trap..."

And all of this can only be guessed at when it comes up in about 3 minutes of this 1 hour and 32 minute long piece of whatever, in which you almost explode from yawning boredom ...

Anyone who finds this exciting and entertaining urgently needs a good psychiatrist, friends, drugs or, best of all, everything at the same time.

600 characters comment minimun - okay, let's try! This rubbish is the ideal reference point for a 1/10 rating. Bad in every possible way. To say it in German: "Ach, Du meine Güte!" Which as an exclamation of astonishment in this case very euphemistically describes the intense wish to blind or even kill yourself while watching it.

All the contributors should have done so, so that this totally ridiculous crap would have never gone on air.

A complete mystery, that this bungling gets more than 1/10. One more disgrace for German movie-making. Do not waste your time or money! There is no universe, in which this would be worth watching.

You shouldn't even take this crap with you out of the DVD leftover box at the flea market, if you could get it for free. An embarrassingly bad production, almost any school class would've done it just as "well" or even better.

Total waste of time watching this. And I'm really sad and ashamed: Once more it's a German movie, which fails all along the line. Unfortunately, so many German filmmakers are so untalented, that it hurts.

Usually I've got no problem with watching even very bad movies. It's kind of fun sometimes. But this one is uninspired and dull in every thinkable way. One of the worst of very many movies I watched.