Dynapink
Joined Nov 2000
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This movie should come with a warning label: WARNING: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ATTEMPT TO VIEW IF YOUR IQ IS ABOVE 80!
It's a nauseatingly special Lifetime-esque movie about a boy and his father who attempt to heal their relationship by hunting grizzly bears together. The motherless boy first establishes some kind of psychic connection with a mother bear and her cubs, and when the cubs (conveniently the same pair) are later trapped by the party of hunters, the mama grizzly (wait for it, folks)... takes her revenge by kidnapping the boy! She hauls him through the forest, bonding with him and apparently intending to raise him as her own, while his father tries to track them.
I like Bryan Brown. He's an actor who's been in many fine productions, and a lot of really lousy ones. But of all the horrible things he's ever been in, I believe this has to be the worst. This film has absolutely NO good points whatsoever! The fact that there are people insane enough to say it does says a lot about the dumbing down of America.
AVOID IT, AVOID IT, AVOID IT!!!
It's a nauseatingly special Lifetime-esque movie about a boy and his father who attempt to heal their relationship by hunting grizzly bears together. The motherless boy first establishes some kind of psychic connection with a mother bear and her cubs, and when the cubs (conveniently the same pair) are later trapped by the party of hunters, the mama grizzly (wait for it, folks)... takes her revenge by kidnapping the boy! She hauls him through the forest, bonding with him and apparently intending to raise him as her own, while his father tries to track them.
I like Bryan Brown. He's an actor who's been in many fine productions, and a lot of really lousy ones. But of all the horrible things he's ever been in, I believe this has to be the worst. This film has absolutely NO good points whatsoever! The fact that there are people insane enough to say it does says a lot about the dumbing down of America.
AVOID IT, AVOID IT, AVOID IT!!!
"Alias" is like "La Femme Nikita" only it doesn't suck. It's an enjoyable romp with a likeable cast, most of whom can act. There's more suspense than most spy movies, and the characters are human enough to actually care about... a rarity in prime time! I even like the "Scheherezade" gimmick they have set up to keep people tuning in next week. Each episode has the conclusion of the previous week's adventure followed by the beginning of next week's. Very cool.
This movie is every bit as bad as it looks. Plot-wise, it has no reason to exist. Rob Schneider is typically annoying. Ed Asner is wasted, but at least he sleepwalked through the whole thing so let's hope he's now well rested. The only saving grace is the surprising charm of Colleen Haskell, and the charismatic Ron Rogge in a too small role.
