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Hazzah

Joined Mar 1999
I grew up as the only son of a poor Portugese shoe maker in a very small town named Likalottasnatch, just outside of Milwaukee, WI. I love movies of all kinds and things and stuff and stuff.



What Other's are saying about the Hazzster

Faith_: Hazzah is, quite simply put, The Man. The way he walks, the way he talks, the way he struts his stuff around on the boards....it's like watching a really good ballet. Or a low-budget porn. I haven't decided yet.

Sweet--Caroline: You are very low on a list of people I enjoy anymore.

Annie-em: Haz, first and foremost you are a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai! Second and less important, if a guy came up to me and said, "You must be achy. Well, cos you have been contorted like a pretzel all night", I would know right away it was you. Last and of most importance, when the skies are darkened and the rain is on its way, I know that at any minute you will be walking up to my house with a pizza and a side order of sun.


RETIRED SIGS:
You better sine your pittie on the runnie kine!

I know one thing, I live my life!

Despite millions of dallars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.

A few minutes with me, darling, and I'll have you speaking in tongues[evil2]

Glad you met me, the pleasure was all yours. [biggrin]

I'm running my airport, my way, Mylanta! [angry]

Some Fave Movies:

Die Hard
Braveheart
Usual Suspects
Se7en
UHF
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Movie
Back to the Future
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Negotiator
Toy Story 2
Heat
Godfather
Godfather II
Goodfellas
Boondock Saints
Mosquito Coast
Saving Private Ryan
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Pleasantville
American Beauty
Uncle Buck
Rhustler's Rhapsody
Witches of Eastwick
Collateral
Sneakers
The Shining

Actors:

Harrison Ford
Jeff Bridges
Kurt Russel
Bobby D.
Jaaaaack
Al Pacino
Tom Cruise

Actresses:
Michelle Pfeiffer http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/michellepfeiffer17.jpg
DeDee Pfeiffer http://www.crystalhorizon.com/images/talent_photos/Dedee/ddsit1.jpg
Maggie Gyllenhaal http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0209/maggie_150x218.jpg
Claire Danes http://megastar.50megs.com/claire/cd04.jpg
Valeria Golino http://www.gransito.com/Cinema/PremiCinematografici/FestivaldiVenezia/Venezia2002/Img/golino.jpg
Connie Nielsen http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/mar/cnielsen_150x207.jpg

...and some others I guess

TV Shows

Simpsons
Quantum Leap
Sopranos
Six Feet Under
Seinfeld
Monster House
NYPD Blue
Law & Order Criminal Intent
The Shield
MST3K
Aqua Teen Hungerforce
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Sealab 2021
Nip/Tuck
The Daily Show w/John Stewart


Uninteresting tidbit: I was both poster #900 and 1000 on Word Association V [yes]

Cool Websites (If you're bored)

http://www.wheresgeorge.com
http://www.filmwise.com
http://www.flatuphobia.com
http://www.buyuranus.com
http://www.bathroomsurvey.com
http://www.ebaumsworld.com
http://www.hungover.net
http://cockeyed.com/lessons/viagra/viagra.html
http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Info/condiments.html
http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/
http://www.ymdb.com/user_top20_view.asp?usersid=21492

I Ripped this off! [clap]
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/scoreboard.php?quizname=040910131720-Hazzah~p20My~p20Butt~p21


And a very special shout out to SaintJaney just so she stops whining! [clap]


And...I'll think of other stuff later.
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The Change-Up

The Change-Up

6.3
8
  • Jul 20, 2011
  • The Change-Up

    Thanks to the fine people at Klout.com, I was able to get to see a rough cut of the movie "The Change-Up" starring Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds, and Leslie Mann (she of Apatow fame.) Hilarious. Much MUCH better than I expected. Of course, this is the type of film better seen with a filled theater.

    Of course it's a hard 'R' for vulgarity, nudity, and everything you expect in a sex-themed comedy. The trailers don't shy away from that.

    One always expects great comedic timing from the likes of Reynolds and Bateman. However, in these roles they truly do something different. Bateman gets to be the raunchy one. He finally gets to let loose. Reynolds holds back as the straight-laced guy who's more of a thinker.

    Leslie Mann was the true surprise in the film. I hope Judd Apatow watches this "The Change-Up" and realizes one thing; THIS is how you write for/use your wife in your films. Leslie can act! She takes the otherwise tiresome 'wife' role and turns it into something a little deeper.

    Olivia Wilde plays the unfortunate part of 'that girl.' She's not there to serve much purpose throughout the flick, but her story is summed up nicely. But sweet merciful GOD does she look fantastic with very dark hair! Anyway, it's a great flick. I suggest you go see it, you'll enjoy it. It's not your typical "body swap" movie (ala "Freaky Friday," "Vice Versa," "Like Father, Like Son.") plus I believe it has more heart than any of those three.
    Babel

    Babel

    7.5
    6
  • Mar 2, 2007
  • Babel: A Long Strange Trip

    What Lies Beneath

    What Lies Beneath

    6.6
    9
  • Nov 1, 2003
  • Better the more you watch it.

    I've seen this movie three times now, and it keeps getting better.

    The plot: Pfeiffer is a former cello player that got into a horrible car accident a year before. Her husband (Harrison Ford)is a very busy doctor working on a experiemental new anestisia. (spelling?) Suddenly, with her daughter grown and off to college, Michelle starts to feel a presence in the house. This, mixed with paranoia from her new neighbors, begins to freak her out. Along the way, we learn there are sinister and legitimate reasons why Michelle is seeing all these things.

    I'm not going to give away all the good stuff.

    The acting: Pitch perfect. These two actors are way too underrated. I mean, c'mon! All the years these two have made movies and only 4 Oscar nominations?? Again, they were passed over for this one. Ford surely deserved at least a GOLDEN GLOBE! The script: One reason this movie gets better is because of the awesome script. Just about every action is explained. If the villian does something, and you're wondering why, just be patient. The whole plot about the neighbors at first seems pointless. However, when you pay closer attention the the goings-on surrounding that small plot, you understand what's happening. The SFX: Usually a movie in the "thriller" category doesn't have a whole lot of visual effects. However, every so often one movie comes along that is enhanced by SFX. What Lies Beneath is such a movie. There are certain shots that are only available to story tellers now with the invention of CGI, therefore helping a great storyteller/director like Robert Zemeckis to make a Hitchcock style movie on behalf of Hitchcock. The movie overall: The music was used exceptionally well. When you needed to be scared, the thunderous boom of the orchestra comes in. However, when you need to be tense, there's not a note of music to be heard. This technique makes it all the scarier. The cinematography is beautiful, Michelle Pfeiffer has never looked so utterly gorgeous in a movie without a catsuit.

    Overall I give this movie a 8/10...and if I watch it a couple more times it'll probably move up to a 9/10.

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