Lost_cow
Joined Mar 2000
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Do you have an old late 80's camcorder? How about an old red 1990 mustang? A whole $50 in the bank? Then you too can make a movie!
The acting is stiffer than a grade 6 play and the dialogue so forced that most of the actors (and I am being generous using that term) are delivering their lines as if they were hostages reading their captors demands.
No doubt this was some college students zero budget film project that somehow managed to get picked up and distributed. Unfortunately it's just boring. Not "so good it's bad", just boring.
The only way to watch this is the Rifftrax version, the riffing makes it tolerable and funny.
The acting is stiffer than a grade 6 play and the dialogue so forced that most of the actors (and I am being generous using that term) are delivering their lines as if they were hostages reading their captors demands.
No doubt this was some college students zero budget film project that somehow managed to get picked up and distributed. Unfortunately it's just boring. Not "so good it's bad", just boring.
The only way to watch this is the Rifftrax version, the riffing makes it tolerable and funny.
Steven Seagal on his downward spiral, Mike Tyson who could not act his way out of a paper bag and of course and the propaganda wing of the CCP. It's about as bad as it gets. No wait... it's worse.
This movie is just plain boring. The plot makes no sense, the acting is wooden and it just never ends! To be fair, production value is decent. They did not cheap out.
Note, the person who wrote this movie has the top voted comment here... that should tell you something...
Note, the person who wrote this movie has the top voted comment here... that should tell you something...