StarGaze-9
Joined Jul 1999
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StarGaze-9's rating
I think I owe Rosie an apology. THIS is the worst talk show ever made! Seriously folks, it doesn't get much worse than this. The only thing more mind boggiling than the fact that this show actually exists is how it manages to stay on the air. (Its STILL on as I write this!)
Mike Bullard is not funny. There is no other way to for me to say this. He is just not funny. His monologue connsits of him taking cheap shots at his audience, then smiling like a squirrel with a shotgun pointed at him and chuckling while the auidence sits in silence and then gives him the token mercy laugh. His guests are mostly no-names. Even the guests I've heard of are still nothing to write home about (Burt Reynolds? Ben Stein? Please, spare me!)
In short, this show stinks! The only worse than the show is the fact that there are actually people who support this garbage. Anytime I hear about people saying that "Open Mike" is great Canadian television, I want to shoot myself!
Rating: Negative 100 stars!!!!
(TY CK ;-))
Mike Bullard is not funny. There is no other way to for me to say this. He is just not funny. His monologue connsits of him taking cheap shots at his audience, then smiling like a squirrel with a shotgun pointed at him and chuckling while the auidence sits in silence and then gives him the token mercy laugh. His guests are mostly no-names. Even the guests I've heard of are still nothing to write home about (Burt Reynolds? Ben Stein? Please, spare me!)
In short, this show stinks! The only worse than the show is the fact that there are actually people who support this garbage. Anytime I hear about people saying that "Open Mike" is great Canadian television, I want to shoot myself!
Rating: Negative 100 stars!!!!
(TY CK ;-))
"Internet Slutts" is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen!! Its like "Mystery Science Theater 3000" but instead of two puppets and a human mocking bad movies, its two puppets and no humans making fun of insane websites. Whenever its checking out a guy's collection of banana stickers to looking up the latest in self mutilation, no web site is off limits.
Of course, the show would get boring if it was just mocking the web. That's why they're stories to go along with all this surfing. In one episode, Murk, the drug addled bike courier, is out of beer and pot, so he tries to get high by checking out weird websites. In another, Wally tries to find a new hobby after realizing he's getting too old for the club scene, so he look to the web for suggestions.
The best part of the show is that its jokes come from real websites. Its hard to believe that such insanity is actually out there. New episodes haven't been seen for awhile now, but I certainly hope that it will return for another season, as I'm sure there's still plenty of untapped weirdness on the global pornography ring we call the Internet.
Rating: 4 1/2 Stars out of 5 ****1/2
Of course, the show would get boring if it was just mocking the web. That's why they're stories to go along with all this surfing. In one episode, Murk, the drug addled bike courier, is out of beer and pot, so he tries to get high by checking out weird websites. In another, Wally tries to find a new hobby after realizing he's getting too old for the club scene, so he look to the web for suggestions.
The best part of the show is that its jokes come from real websites. Its hard to believe that such insanity is actually out there. New episodes haven't been seen for awhile now, but I certainly hope that it will return for another season, as I'm sure there's still plenty of untapped weirdness on the global pornography ring we call the Internet.
Rating: 4 1/2 Stars out of 5 ****1/2
What a hilarious show this is! Its easily one of the funniest cartoons on TV these days. Its obviously mature and the animation makes "South Park" look like Disney's "Tarzan", plus the main character never utters a word, but what I can say? Its a hoot.
The show basically breaks down like this. Kevin Spencer is a really screwed up teenager who's family is so dysfunctional, they make the Connors on "Roseanne" look like "The Brady Bunch". Many members of Kevin's family (Kevin included) have been in and out of prison more times than Martin and Charlie Sheen combined. In fact, that was the original point of the series. Kevin would tell stories (through flashbacks. He doesn't talk, remember?) to a prison psychiatrist while serving his life sentence that show just how demented he truly is. What's more, he abuses cough syrup, smokes like a chimney, and takes advice from a magic goose named Allen that lives inside his head. What's not to like?
What I like most about "Kevin Spencer" is how at first glance, it resembles a children's show, with its childish drawings and deadpan narrator. Of course nothing could be the further from the truth. This is NOT a children's cartoon. Its vulgar, violent, profane, and I love every minute of it. Even though Kevin got paroled after the first season, the show is still funny as he continues his reign of terror at home and on the streets. Another thing I like about the show; unlike other shows about family dysfunction such as "Titus", not once does "Kevin Spencer" try to come off as realistic. Kevin's family doesn't kiss and make up at the end of an episode. In fact, an episode is more likely to end in a police raid on the Spencer's house or with Percy (Kevin's dad) knocking over a liquor store just to buy smokes.
The show's first season has just been released on VHS and DVD ("WOW! Those ugly drawings are now digital!!!!") and if you ever see it at your local video store, I urge you to check it out. Unless you hate this kind of comedy (I call it South Park-esque), you will not be disappointed
Rating: 4 stars ****
The show basically breaks down like this. Kevin Spencer is a really screwed up teenager who's family is so dysfunctional, they make the Connors on "Roseanne" look like "The Brady Bunch". Many members of Kevin's family (Kevin included) have been in and out of prison more times than Martin and Charlie Sheen combined. In fact, that was the original point of the series. Kevin would tell stories (through flashbacks. He doesn't talk, remember?) to a prison psychiatrist while serving his life sentence that show just how demented he truly is. What's more, he abuses cough syrup, smokes like a chimney, and takes advice from a magic goose named Allen that lives inside his head. What's not to like?
What I like most about "Kevin Spencer" is how at first glance, it resembles a children's show, with its childish drawings and deadpan narrator. Of course nothing could be the further from the truth. This is NOT a children's cartoon. Its vulgar, violent, profane, and I love every minute of it. Even though Kevin got paroled after the first season, the show is still funny as he continues his reign of terror at home and on the streets. Another thing I like about the show; unlike other shows about family dysfunction such as "Titus", not once does "Kevin Spencer" try to come off as realistic. Kevin's family doesn't kiss and make up at the end of an episode. In fact, an episode is more likely to end in a police raid on the Spencer's house or with Percy (Kevin's dad) knocking over a liquor store just to buy smokes.
The show's first season has just been released on VHS and DVD ("WOW! Those ugly drawings are now digital!!!!") and if you ever see it at your local video store, I urge you to check it out. Unless you hate this kind of comedy (I call it South Park-esque), you will not be disappointed
Rating: 4 stars ****