norbertasj
Joined Nov 2021
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Any 80-90 Miami vice or even Acapulco heat episode has better acting. Cant understand why such pros like Willis and Travolta did not give any advice for director or writer. Maybe they are more tired than Nicolas Cage.
Hawaii nature ahots did not save those bad dialogues, that dond fit no cinema, no theater stage - too flat. No right emotion. Bachground music fits more of robin hood or dragon and dungeon scenery, but not Hawaii.
Every second scene is out of logic. If you have drug lord in custody and stand before 20 of his goons aiming at you. You dont drop him, but use him as a live shield. BAD.
Hawaii nature ahots did not save those bad dialogues, that dond fit no cinema, no theater stage - too flat. No right emotion. Bachground music fits more of robin hood or dragon and dungeon scenery, but not Hawaii.
Every second scene is out of logic. If you have drug lord in custody and stand before 20 of his goons aiming at you. You dont drop him, but use him as a live shield. BAD.
To be straight - people that do not know the original series, won't understand this movie. And it's a question if fans can like it.
It's so bad, that after using IMDB without registry, i registered to leave the firs review ever.
Hoped it to be at least 50% of what Les Visiteurs was, but thats not even 5%.
I know that french comedy is specific (mostly linguistical), so watching the translated version possibly spoiled some jokes, but even with that, i saw less than 5 jokes over whole movie.
It is not comedy enougth to be comedy movie, and the 3 minutes of lighting effect on the sword is not enougth for this to be fantasy movie.
It's not funny if you watch it with brains turn off, and not funny when you try to watch it with deeper analysis. It's just not fun.
I love absurd comedies, but without enougth density and good punch lines, the movie is just absurd. I adore Les Visiteurs, Monthy phyton and the holy grail, Brians life. But Asterix and Obelix movies are much funnier than this.
Its possibly just a bad scripted first year student intro movie for upcoming TV series, that won't be aired outside France.
It's so bad, that after using IMDB without registry, i registered to leave the firs review ever.
Hoped it to be at least 50% of what Les Visiteurs was, but thats not even 5%.
I know that french comedy is specific (mostly linguistical), so watching the translated version possibly spoiled some jokes, but even with that, i saw less than 5 jokes over whole movie.
It is not comedy enougth to be comedy movie, and the 3 minutes of lighting effect on the sword is not enougth for this to be fantasy movie.
It's not funny if you watch it with brains turn off, and not funny when you try to watch it with deeper analysis. It's just not fun.
I love absurd comedies, but without enougth density and good punch lines, the movie is just absurd. I adore Les Visiteurs, Monthy phyton and the holy grail, Brians life. But Asterix and Obelix movies are much funnier than this.
Its possibly just a bad scripted first year student intro movie for upcoming TV series, that won't be aired outside France.