FranticBen
Joined Dec 2021
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FranticBen's rating
These other reviews harping on with words like 'Awesome', 'Clever' and 'Re-watchable' ... But so few contain the words 'B-GRADE CRAPOLA!'
Like seriousy, I just wasted 7 bucks hiring this monstrosity because another bunch of indie film makers got all their friends to write positive reviews for their trainwreck of a movie. The plot was beyond ridiculous and the acting was just plain unconvincing. I gave the film one star because the cinematography was decent (albeit wasted on this trash).
I kept checking how long it had left to go because the story was soooo tedious and I was looking forward to the end so I could write an actual GENUINE review.
Like, golly - I wonder why no reputable film critics have bothered to review this movie..? Hmm.
Like seriousy, I just wasted 7 bucks hiring this monstrosity because another bunch of indie film makers got all their friends to write positive reviews for their trainwreck of a movie. The plot was beyond ridiculous and the acting was just plain unconvincing. I gave the film one star because the cinematography was decent (albeit wasted on this trash).
I kept checking how long it had left to go because the story was soooo tedious and I was looking forward to the end so I could write an actual GENUINE review.
Like, golly - I wonder why no reputable film critics have bothered to review this movie..? Hmm.
Nothing worse than a comedy/horror that's painfully unfunny with d-grade gore. I was cringing so much at the pathetic 'jokes' ... Really lame stuff.
Don't waste your time.
Don't waste your time.
I just wasted 7 bucks hiring this absolute shocker of a 'film'. Almost every detail was terrible. The 'acting' was appalling, the 'dialogue' was woeful and it felt like a cheap porn director was at the helm.
Do something better with your money ... Maybe just throw it in the bin (which is where this movie belongs).
Do something better with your money ... Maybe just throw it in the bin (which is where this movie belongs).