hondact
Joined Dec 2021
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hondact's rating
Just a waste of time.
They waste their time, which is fine, but they also waste your time, which is unforgiveable. You won't find any useful information here, just a lack of substance.
Fortunately, I had no expectations as I only needed something to run in the background while I did busywork around the house. It didn't require me to watch as the images on the screen had only the slightest connection to the droning voice reading the idiotic text. It's just a mish-mash of various stock footage and images.
The text literally sounds like the text accompanying the worst of the click bait items on the web wherein there is a title that sounds interesting but when you click and begin reading, the story goes nowhere and usually you give up befor they "reveal the secret" you were hoping to learn.
The droning narration just goes on and on, speaking English words that lead absolutely nowhere, leaving you disinterested and unengaged.
There rea no spoilers here, because there is nothing to spoil.
I gave it two starts as it may have use for folks having a hard time falling asleep.
They waste their time, which is fine, but they also waste your time, which is unforgiveable. You won't find any useful information here, just a lack of substance.
Fortunately, I had no expectations as I only needed something to run in the background while I did busywork around the house. It didn't require me to watch as the images on the screen had only the slightest connection to the droning voice reading the idiotic text. It's just a mish-mash of various stock footage and images.
The text literally sounds like the text accompanying the worst of the click bait items on the web wherein there is a title that sounds interesting but when you click and begin reading, the story goes nowhere and usually you give up befor they "reveal the secret" you were hoping to learn.
The droning narration just goes on and on, speaking English words that lead absolutely nowhere, leaving you disinterested and unengaged.
There rea no spoilers here, because there is nothing to spoil.
I gave it two starts as it may have use for folks having a hard time falling asleep.
The movie description on IMDB desribes a sheriff and a small town, but there is no sheriff or small town in the film. Instead, it's soldiers on a "base". Many of the "soldiers" in the movie wear uniforms without the required insignias according to military regulations. The "Major" does not have any rank, name, or unit patch, only a flag and the U. S. Army tape. The "Colonel" lacks a name tag or U. S. pins, and even the general does not have a name tag or even a cell phone. It seems like he is walking around with his finger in his ear talking to himself. It's evident that Mr. Roberts may have never met the other actors. Unfortunately, Glenn Campbell was forced to use the same CGI shots of the dinos repeatedly. It's pretty clear that no one involved in the production has any military experience. It is sad because almost every character in the movie, except for the two drunks at their trailer, is supposed to be active duty military, and the entire film is set on a military base. Typical Asylum fare.
This "movie" is so "stylized" that it seems like the opening credits never end. Apparently the idea of using a tripod never occurred to the filmmaker. The film is purposely jumpy. The majority of the outdoor scenes were filmed in near monochrome with a dark magenta filter over the scene. When any sort of action occurs the camera movement ant "effects" make it impossible to see what's going on.
The dialogue is senseless and does little to move the story along. The news reader mispronounces "Arkansas", and it was funny, but I'm certain it was unitentional.
Move along. There is nothing to see here.
The dialogue is senseless and does little to move the story along. The news reader mispronounces "Arkansas", and it was funny, but I'm certain it was unitentional.
Move along. There is nothing to see here.