lukasmacmillan-73050
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Shark Encounters of the third kind pretty much speaks for itself with the title. Basically theirs buried treasure underwater or something that Jeff Kirdendall and Mark Polonia are trying to get. They keep sending different divers down but then the sharks show up. Also, the aliens take control of the sharks (I think) and put some into a bubble.
The effects are pretty cool, I especially like when the aliens wave at red screens. It's a pretty ballsy move to get your audience to try and figure out what the hell is going on. For real though, theirs little explanation of the plot, but I like it that way. It's like reading a book, you have to picture it yourself. But in this case, it's a movie.
My main issue with the movie was that it was missing a huge Polonia member. James Carolus was absent from this movie. Jeff and James usually have pretty good chemistry on screen. And I know he would have added a lot more. But, again that's just personal preference.
Not much more to say about this one, have a toke and watch with some friends. That'll make it a 10/10.
The effects are pretty cool, I especially like when the aliens wave at red screens. It's a pretty ballsy move to get your audience to try and figure out what the hell is going on. For real though, theirs little explanation of the plot, but I like it that way. It's like reading a book, you have to picture it yourself. But in this case, it's a movie.
My main issue with the movie was that it was missing a huge Polonia member. James Carolus was absent from this movie. Jeff and James usually have pretty good chemistry on screen. And I know he would have added a lot more. But, again that's just personal preference.
Not much more to say about this one, have a toke and watch with some friends. That'll make it a 10/10.
If you've watched a Polonia brothers film before, then you know they have a certain vibe to them. If you get it, then you understand why they are such a fun time. Some are better than others, but this my friends...is a masterpiece.
First things first, the runtime. A perfect 71 mins. It doesn't take long for the carnage to start, and when it does it never stops. The acting all around from the cast was pretty decent, for a slasher flick vibe. They hit all the right notes on the 80s tone it seemed to be going for. Great music (especially the return to Splatterfarm theme song at the end) I often catch my roommates and myself singing it around the house.
Now the kills. In true polonia fashion, the kills didn't disappoint. However, they did try some new things that I was NOT prepared for. For example in Bigfoot Vs Zombies there was someone being ripped apart by zombies. When his organs were being torn out, if you had a keen eye you could tell it was just a red shirt. In this film, something similar is happening but they didn't use a shirt... it was clearly a nice sausage (probably from the farm I bet). Anyways, all of the kills were creative and fun.
Now onto the plot. Well, we don't watch these movies for that now do we.
Theirs really only one more thing to discuss with this film, and that's Jeff Kirdendall's performance as the killer. He really brought it for this movie. He definitely took some risks acting wise, but they paid off big time. Easily his best performance to date, and I've seen like 8 of his movies.
So yeah, definitely check this out and support these guys. There is something really Wholesome about them, and if you include a friend and a fun substance. You might just find yourself making an IMDb account and writing a review. 10/10.
First things first, the runtime. A perfect 71 mins. It doesn't take long for the carnage to start, and when it does it never stops. The acting all around from the cast was pretty decent, for a slasher flick vibe. They hit all the right notes on the 80s tone it seemed to be going for. Great music (especially the return to Splatterfarm theme song at the end) I often catch my roommates and myself singing it around the house.
Now the kills. In true polonia fashion, the kills didn't disappoint. However, they did try some new things that I was NOT prepared for. For example in Bigfoot Vs Zombies there was someone being ripped apart by zombies. When his organs were being torn out, if you had a keen eye you could tell it was just a red shirt. In this film, something similar is happening but they didn't use a shirt... it was clearly a nice sausage (probably from the farm I bet). Anyways, all of the kills were creative and fun.
Now onto the plot. Well, we don't watch these movies for that now do we.
Theirs really only one more thing to discuss with this film, and that's Jeff Kirdendall's performance as the killer. He really brought it for this movie. He definitely took some risks acting wise, but they paid off big time. Easily his best performance to date, and I've seen like 8 of his movies.
So yeah, definitely check this out and support these guys. There is something really Wholesome about them, and if you include a friend and a fun substance. You might just find yourself making an IMDb account and writing a review. 10/10.