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kingdomofshadows's rating
This is one of the best awfully bad movies I've ever seen.
Turkey Shoot.....Live with Gravy.
Dominic Purcell is about as active and charismatic as Michael Madsen after drinking a dozen bottles of whisky and being hit over the head with a baseball bat.
He's such a terrible actor, I doubt he's ever been in a decent film in his life. The rest of the cast weren't much better. It was an Australian film after all and it must have cost about 300 dollars to make this crap.
The narrative (Running Man) was based on a tv show that stuck a few out of work Aussie actors into a killing game to try and escape some highly trained 3rd rate actors from dishing out death to Percell and his team mates.
The story has a real cheesy line and runs on an almost clueless direction. Purcell's contribution adds to the stupidity of the storyline.
Turkey Shoot.....Live with Gravy.
Dominic Purcell is about as active and charismatic as Michael Madsen after drinking a dozen bottles of whisky and being hit over the head with a baseball bat.
He's such a terrible actor, I doubt he's ever been in a decent film in his life. The rest of the cast weren't much better. It was an Australian film after all and it must have cost about 300 dollars to make this crap.
The narrative (Running Man) was based on a tv show that stuck a few out of work Aussie actors into a killing game to try and escape some highly trained 3rd rate actors from dishing out death to Percell and his team mates.
The story has a real cheesy line and runs on an almost clueless direction. Purcell's contribution adds to the stupidity of the storyline.
What can I say ? The extremely special effects were absolutely superb. That good, I didn't even know that any CGI was being used at all.
I was terrified from start to finish. The acting was incredible because I was expecting to see a ludicrous collection of wooden actors.
I can only imagine that this film is going to get better as it goes along, bearing in mind, that I've only watched twenty minutes of it so far, and I'm sat on my couch staring in wonder and awe at this production.
If my score seems so high, it's most probably because I get very excited watching movies in the mental asylum where I reside. Whoops! I shouldn't have told you that.
I was terrified from start to finish. The acting was incredible because I was expecting to see a ludicrous collection of wooden actors.
I can only imagine that this film is going to get better as it goes along, bearing in mind, that I've only watched twenty minutes of it so far, and I'm sat on my couch staring in wonder and awe at this production.
If my score seems so high, it's most probably because I get very excited watching movies in the mental asylum where I reside. Whoops! I shouldn't have told you that.
This was a terrible contribution to the world of film.
It was monotonous to say the very least. It looked like it was. The narrative of this flick was non existent. It took boredom to its lowest level and the repetitious lines just seemed to pour out over and over again.
The budget for this filmmust have run into 40 or 50 dollars. You might as well have closed your eyes all through the film and just have used your imagination.
It was like a bad Montey Python meets Pepper Pig.
The acting couldn't really be judged fairly because there was no point in them trying to perform to what seemed to the film crew and absolutely nobody else. It was an awful flick.
It was monotonous to say the very least. It looked like it was. The narrative of this flick was non existent. It took boredom to its lowest level and the repetitious lines just seemed to pour out over and over again.
The budget for this filmmust have run into 40 or 50 dollars. You might as well have closed your eyes all through the film and just have used your imagination.
It was like a bad Montey Python meets Pepper Pig.
The acting couldn't really be judged fairly because there was no point in them trying to perform to what seemed to the film crew and absolutely nobody else. It was an awful flick.