bwiley-88026
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For anyone wondering, this was not a documentary. It was a guy talking over powerpoint slides for 70 minutes, presenting zero evidence to backup his insane claims.
I love a good, well thought out conspiracy theory. However, there was no thought and even less effort put into this. I want the time I spent watching this back. Seriously!
One of the wildest things was the narrator mentioning "The Watchers." Every time they were brought up, he gave a definition of what they're supposed to be. And, every definition he gave was different from the last.
This "documentary" was a serious insult to anyone with even a modicum of intelligence.
I love a good, well thought out conspiracy theory. However, there was no thought and even less effort put into this. I want the time I spent watching this back. Seriously!
One of the wildest things was the narrator mentioning "The Watchers." Every time they were brought up, he gave a definition of what they're supposed to be. And, every definition he gave was different from the last.
This "documentary" was a serious insult to anyone with even a modicum of intelligence.
The concept is terrible. The execution is unbearable. Slow doesn't even begin to describe this film. Not a single word is spoken for the first 10 minutes. The "acting" is dry and emotionless. Most of the film is shot from the first person perspective and somehow that makes it even worse.
There's no understating how bad this movie is. I really want to ask everyone who gave it more than one star what they were thinking. Sure, I sat through it, but only because I wanted to give it a fair shot. No, I didn't expect it to get any better, but I have been wrong before.
There were zero redeeming qualities here. I'm actually offended that this film had the nerve to be listed in the horror genre.
There's no understating how bad this movie is. I really want to ask everyone who gave it more than one star what they were thinking. Sure, I sat through it, but only because I wanted to give it a fair shot. No, I didn't expect it to get any better, but I have been wrong before.
There were zero redeeming qualities here. I'm actually offended that this film had the nerve to be listed in the horror genre.
I watched this movie on a whim, not really looking for anything in particular. I read the blurb and thought, oh crap this movie is out there. Then I watched the trailer and fell out laughing. So, as these things tend to go, I pressed play absolutely clueless as to the wild ride that awaited me. Chompy and the Girls exceeded my expectations. I just knew I was in for a low budget, terribly scripted, direction-less slog of a film. This was so much more though. Once things get rolling, this was one hell of a ride. There were even some unexpected plot twists that genuinely surprised me. To be clear, this is far from the best movie I've ever seen, but it was very entertaining and handled the premise quite well. I am not upset at all for randomly deciding to watch this.