michealbardos
Joined Apr 2023
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michealbardos's rating
"Ocean City Monster Building" is what happens when a poorly made mumblecore movie took half a semester of philosophy 101 class at a third tier state college.
The plot of this supposed mystery film is oversimple, nothing important ever happens in the story, no real development, no reveal, no plot twist, not even a resolution. And yet somehow it is told in such a confusing way that I don't think anyone can walk out of this movie with a clear understanding of exactly what transpired. Which is the bare minimum for any detective drama in my book.
The character's actions does not seem to follow any reasonable logic, they just say or do whatever the writer happened to come up with in any given moment. And most of the time it's regurgitating some half-baked Nietzsche idea in the most convoluted and unsophisticated way possible.
Ineptly directed and badly shot. It looks like it was filmed on a iPhone3GS in front of a street lamp the whole time. I also strongly dislike the not so hidden partisan political message behind it. It's so on the nose just like the film itself.
Boring and pretentious. Watch it at your own risk.
The plot of this supposed mystery film is oversimple, nothing important ever happens in the story, no real development, no reveal, no plot twist, not even a resolution. And yet somehow it is told in such a confusing way that I don't think anyone can walk out of this movie with a clear understanding of exactly what transpired. Which is the bare minimum for any detective drama in my book.
The character's actions does not seem to follow any reasonable logic, they just say or do whatever the writer happened to come up with in any given moment. And most of the time it's regurgitating some half-baked Nietzsche idea in the most convoluted and unsophisticated way possible.
Ineptly directed and badly shot. It looks like it was filmed on a iPhone3GS in front of a street lamp the whole time. I also strongly dislike the not so hidden partisan political message behind it. It's so on the nose just like the film itself.
Boring and pretentious. Watch it at your own risk.