ILoveBuffMort

We need to give this show time. It has the potential to become as good as Bojack Horseman. The season 1 was already great and even made me cry so I can't wait to see what season 2 has to offer.

Only downside is that it doesn't have a character that I felt that connected to or considered my favorite.

Overall a funny yet touching show, a 7.5/10 at least for now.

(Maybe if they added like idk.. buff Mort from the Penguins of Madagascar to this show.. I mean it would make it an instant 10/10)

You might be wondering, why would I give 8* to a movie this bad. Well, it's because I figured it out. This movie isn't a horror movie at all, it's comedy! A hilarious one too. I mean, the first time we see goblins hand sarahs or the female protagonist name idk i forgot it bcs shes irrelevant but her reaction to it is so funny I almost choked because I could not stop laughing!

I have to take away a couple stars because of how bad the kids drawings are. Like i could do waaaaay better. Infact why didnt they just cast me??? Me personally, I think i deserved the role of everyone in this movie.

Also updates to my family (part one in a review about an episode called Mort Unbound, its the only written review there so shouldn't be hard to find) : My ex-wife and I now officially got divorced. As I mentioned she took the kids with her. What I didn't know was that SHE TOOK MY MORT MERCH. She took the plushies, the posters, the mugs, even the samsung smart TV fridge that i programmed to sound and act like Mort. You may wonder: "How did you not notice her taking your stuff?" Well its because I was too busy looking at the beautiful 24 feet tall picture i printed of him. Well, now that ive noticed this, I think theres only one choice. I have to kill my whole entire family.

I love this episode to the bits, also buff Mort may just be the best thing ever created. I cannot begin to describe how by just existing could one be such a menace to society.

I started crying when private beat Mort because obviously Mort cant be beaten since hes so beefy and strong. Also probably the smartest character in the whole universe considering the King Julien series.

I also should probably say how i want the thing back. I love buff Mort so much i printed 24 feet tall pictures of him and glued it to the back of my house. My wife wasnt very pleased about it and said that if I didnt do something to my obsession she would have to divorce me. I of course didnt listen and printed more copies. A week later my wife left and took the kids with her.. I didnt care then and i dont care now. All I need is buff Mort.