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Noldon

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Eve

5.8
1
  • Jun 6, 2006
  • offencive and horrible

    There is simply no excuse to make such a horrible and insulting movie, other than to shock and disgust the viewer. The very idea of a love triangle between Adam and Eve and a serpent is so revolting it's beyond nausea. The serpent was evil incarnate, the serpent represented sin, the serpent was the devil attempting to destroy man and defy God, and this horrible movie dares to depict the serpent as a lonely creature that would seek love. I cannot believe this movie ever got made, and I'm shocked to learn that anyone could have liked it.

    Eve should be destroyed, erased from human history, along with other such sacrilegious garbage as The Di Vinci Code, The Last Temptation of Christ, and The Rapture.
    The Last Temptation of Christ

    The Last Temptation of Christ

    7.5
    1
  • Jun 6, 2006
  • An ugly depiction of our Lord

    First I must say, I admire Martin Scorsese and Willem Dafoe, but this movie was unwatchable and offencive and should not be seen. Christ, our Lord, suffered the harshest fate, that our lives would be without sin, and this is how we choose to repay him? With contemporary dialogue and bedding prostitutes? No! Let Hollywood continue to make all the remakes and sequels audiences can bare, but leave Jesus alone! Christ did not bed Mary Magdalene! Christ did not WANT to bed Magdalene! Christ followed the wisdom of His father! Let these Hollywood people defame Jack the Ripper if they wish, or Charlie Manson, but please stop portraying Jesus as anything but the saint he was!
    The Da Vinci Code

    The Da Vinci Code

    6.6
    1
  • Jun 6, 2006
  • I walked out

    As a film-goer, I was unimpressed by the movie itself, I found it rather plodding and unrealistic; for instance, no security whatsoever in a museum housing priceless Da Vinci paintings. But as a Christian, I was insulted and disgusted at the prospect that Jesus Crrist would bed Mary Magdalen. The very idea that Jesus Christ would have slept with Magdalen is outrageous and offencive. Not just to Christians, but to educated rational people who would expect more from an otherwise good filmmaker like Ron Howard. What's next, a movie where Gandhi was a Nazi spy, or where Abraham Lincoln was a slave trader, or where Princess Di was a prostitute? Do movie makers have the dramatic licence to depict Princess Di performing oral sex on Paparazzi?

    Going out of one's way to make something controversial, i.e., Jesus bedding Mary Magdalen, is not good story telling. Anyone can be crude or offencive or disgusting. There is a line between entertainment and disgust, and the Di Vinci code stepped over it.
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