LONDON537

This has got to be one of the worst parody movies ever. No, wait - scratch that. This is one of the worst movies ever. There were so few laughs in this supposed comedy. They few chuckles I heard from the audience was a nervous laughter (as in, "I can't believe I wasted my money on this..."). The toilet humor (literally) was simply retarded, and a few jokes almost worked... if they were funny. Pretty much all of the characters were annoying, and most of the parodies themselves were just unfunny. I really don't know what could have been done to save this movie and actually make it funny. The concept was great, and "date movies" are ripe for being made fun of... yet somehow this just wasn't it.

...because with all the plot holes in this movie (I counted 3 within 10 minutes at one point), I'd expect Catwoman to trip! Now, my vote of 1 is not because they just obliterated the Catwoman we all know and love from the comics. Being a bat-geek, I was actually willing to accept the idea that this character just shared the name of Catwoman and a few other similarities, but was not the Gotham femme fatale in any way. Halle Berry's Catwoman just descends, more or less, from a lineage of catwomen in history. No, this movie blows because: 1) they rely on CGI way too much (the same fatal flaw that made Van Helsing crap). Whatever happened to using stuntmen? Ropes? 2) Too much CGI 3) The Catwoman costume just looked silly. 4) The evil crime plot was interesting, but poorly executed. What I did like? The diamonds in her claws, and the fact that she would accept being called Patience Phillips in her Catwoman outfit (ie - the separation of actuality and secret identity).

Its become a running thing in my family to pray that Sam and David get as little air time as possible, and hopefully never speak when they are seen, because

they are just so annoying!!!! Nothing they say is cute! And one of them seems to be a little slow, mentally speaking (not that there's anything to condemn about. just saying). Also, over the past few years, Lucy has gotten really irritating too (why would Kevin stay with her, let alone marry her?). Matt is still as cool as always. Ruthie's pretty much always been great (one of the few child stars that never bugged me). Its too bad Simon left the show, because he was starting to be fairly interesting. And I think Mary, in small doses, can make a great

comeback. And of course, the parents are great too.