modcubqbq
Joined Jun 2024
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Craig Rees' "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" is an abomination in the realm of filmmaking. It's a travesty that makes a mockery of the cherished fairy tale. The script is an incoherent mess, and the acting is so wooden it makes cardboard look expressive. The pacing is torturous, turning a short story into an endless slog. Special effects are laughably bad, rivaling those of a subpar high school project. Dialogue is painfully awkward, as if written by someone who has never heard a real conversation. Rees' direction is devoid of any vision, creativity, or competence. This film is an insult to viewers and a disgrace to the story it tries to tell. Avoid it like the plague.