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salihbaris-59554

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge
2.21
Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge

2.2
1
  • Jun 4, 2024
  • A masterclass in how to ruin a good concept

    This film ruins a good concept by failing to execute the fundamental elements that make a story engaging and coherent. The beloved tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears offers a rich narrative ripe for modern adaptation, yet the filmmakers squander this potential at every turn.

    First, the plot is a chaotic mess. Instead of providing a fresh take or adding depth to the original story, the narrative wanders aimlessly, lacking any clear direction or purpose. This robs the story of its charm and coherence, leaving the audience confused and disengaged.

    The acting further sabotages the concept. Rather than bringing the characters to life, the performances are so dreadful they feel like deliberate acts of sabotage. This is a critical failure, as strong acting is essential to immersing the audience and making them care about the characters.

    The pacing is another major issue. The film drags on with excruciatingly slow pacing, turning a potentially captivating tale into a tedious slog. This makes the viewing experience painful, rather than enjoyable.

    Special effects and production values are shockingly poor. Instead of enhancing the magical elements of the story, the amateurish effects break the immersion and highlight the film's lack of professionalism.

    Finally, directorial choices and dialogue ruin any remaining potential. The scenes are disjointed, transitions are jarring, and the dialogue is cringe-worthy and devoid of genuine humor or emotion. This lack of cohesion and creativity turns what could have been a delightful retelling into an insufferable viewing experience.

    In summary, the film fails to capitalize on a good concept by delivering a poorly executed, confusing, and unengaging adaptation that disrespects its source material and disappoints its audience.

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