Jansen033
Joined Aug 2024
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No kid themes in Alien. Ever. This series could have been so good, but Disney had to be Disney. You ruined Star Wars, now you're putting Peter Pan in Alien and turning the main character into a child who looks like an adult. How do you think people who have Alien forever, respond to this? It's garbage.
It became even harder to watch once I discovered shyamalan's daughter is the singer.
There were so many things wrong with this film. It's almost as if shyamalan made this movie for his daughter and vicariously was made by his daughter.
It may have been more relatable to a teenager, but I'm an older guy looking for a descent horror/mystery. This was not it. This was not it, at all.
There were several scenes, especially towards the end... which made the movie feel more like some weird sitcom that belongs on TV.
Without spoiling, the feel is unrealistic - awkward comfort in a situation that demanded an emergency.
There were so many things wrong with this film. It's almost as if shyamalan made this movie for his daughter and vicariously was made by his daughter.
It may have been more relatable to a teenager, but I'm an older guy looking for a descent horror/mystery. This was not it. This was not it, at all.
There were several scenes, especially towards the end... which made the movie feel more like some weird sitcom that belongs on TV.
Without spoiling, the feel is unrealistic - awkward comfort in a situation that demanded an emergency.