mightbesage
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What can I say about Hitpig! That hasn't already been said about penicillin, the wheel, or even life itself? It was a movie where I sobbed when the mood was somber, I laughed when the scenes were funny, and literally yelled in surprise with all the exciting action on the screen.
Hitpig! Moved me in ways I've never had a cinematic masterpiece move me before. Perhaps the only negative thing anyone can say about this film is that it had an ending and we had to leave the theater!
I love Hitpig! And understand why this movie is purportedly rumored to make a whopping 1 Hitpillion dollars in the box office. It's got something for everyone: jokes for kids, hidden jokes and references for adults, heck, even many bright lights for overactive parrots!
I adore this film and place it in my heart's film of the year. I love this film perhaps as much as my friend Luis Jr. Hates Chinese food. I love it as much as Shadow the Hedgehog loves darkness. Yes, I really went there.
If you haven't found a reason to stop being depressed because your wife left you or you dropped your spaghetti noodle-side-down on the floor last night for dinner, then do yourself a solid by watching this absolutely splendid film!
Hitpig! Moved me in ways I've never had a cinematic masterpiece move me before. Perhaps the only negative thing anyone can say about this film is that it had an ending and we had to leave the theater!
I love Hitpig! And understand why this movie is purportedly rumored to make a whopping 1 Hitpillion dollars in the box office. It's got something for everyone: jokes for kids, hidden jokes and references for adults, heck, even many bright lights for overactive parrots!
I adore this film and place it in my heart's film of the year. I love this film perhaps as much as my friend Luis Jr. Hates Chinese food. I love it as much as Shadow the Hedgehog loves darkness. Yes, I really went there.
If you haven't found a reason to stop being depressed because your wife left you or you dropped your spaghetti noodle-side-down on the floor last night for dinner, then do yourself a solid by watching this absolutely splendid film!