morticiap
Joined Apr 2019
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...you'll start thinking ah, Jake is in a coma and everyone else is in his head. After 30 minutes you'll get up for a drink and seriously consider the possibility that Jake is a mad scientist who Frankensteined his parents, the dog and his girlfriend using spinach and bellybutton fuzz.
Oh wait, he's a schizophrenic janitor with a fetish for musicals.
And Yule cake.
Is it about the secret life of tiny shoe people?
No?
Damnit.
Have fun watching this pompous, pretentious drivel; but keep in mind that you could have been doing something productive instead, like knitting sweaters for the tiny shoe people.
...an innocent bunny will die. This is how bad this is. It's breakfast cereal with water bad. It's a snowstorm without shoes bad. It's Christmas at your drunk Aunt Hilda's bad.
Just don't and save a bunny.