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datashade's rating
This movie beats Manos Hand of Fate.
Highlights include: exploding German Shepards (in Feudal Japan), keychain-studded scimitar, long-lost relatives who just appear with no introduction or explanation, dissolving ninjas, and a cameo appearance by a magical monkey.
Buy this movie. You will laugh until you cry tears of blood.
Highlights include: exploding German Shepards (in Feudal Japan), keychain-studded scimitar, long-lost relatives who just appear with no introduction or explanation, dissolving ninjas, and a cameo appearance by a magical monkey.
Buy this movie. You will laugh until you cry tears of blood.