portlandhead
Joined May 2019
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This movie moved at the pace of molasses on a cold February morning in Vermont. When it did finally pick up the pace, I had lost a fair amount of interest. The final scene was so-so. Some reviewers have asked why the suicide attempt. Best guess is to avoid being the chosen one. As if you couldn't see that coming. Started out at 0 out of 10. Gave back 3 points for finally moving forward, if only to give a predictable ending.
I watched this twice in my lifetime. The first time, I was scared (probably because I was 8). Having recently watched it again, I have to say this is painful in some regards. It is a bit fun, though. It's fair to say that some of the actors drift through the movie as if they're bored and are only there to pad their resumes while waiting for some high brow project to call their names. But the creatures are fun. Not enough gore for a B horror movie. But my second viewing did make me laugh. So there's a chance it will make you laugh. A small chance.