blackbeagle-33579
Joined May 2019
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Jesse Eisenberg and Dakota Fanning cannot act they can only be themselves and it's not acting. It's a blank stare like a ketamine hangover and I'm sure it has an appeal to some but it's not acting. In the meantime this isn't a movie it's a PSA. A slow moving boring scolding PSA extolling how we should collectively kill our selves to save Mother Earth.
And the 'cellos' positively glow. I wish the white cello washed her hair more but the brown cello oh my god I would lick the varnish off that cello.
But then again Cujo was Dee Wallace trapped in a car by a rabid St Bernard. So being trapped in a tree in a Mangrove swamp isn't worse. If nothing else it's another movie that convinces us Australia is a hellscape.