simplifiyourlifenow
Joined Jun 2019
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simplifiyourlifenow's rating
I actually give it a 4. I rated it 3 to bring down the average.
I wanted to like this.
There is only one word to describe this show:
BLAND
None of the characters have any depth None of the characters are remotely likeabble The main character has all the leading role charisma of a piece of cardboard The narrative is nothing knew, generic, predictible and BLAND It's like CHATGPT merged all the averge cop tv shows together and Ballard was born.
I struggled to get to the end of the first episode waiting for action, some witty lines, something new, something intelligent - NOTHING.
It shouldn't exist.
I wanted to like this.
There is only one word to describe this show:
BLAND
None of the characters have any depth None of the characters are remotely likeabble The main character has all the leading role charisma of a piece of cardboard The narrative is nothing knew, generic, predictible and BLAND It's like CHATGPT merged all the averge cop tv shows together and Ballard was born.
I struggled to get to the end of the first episode waiting for action, some witty lines, something new, something intelligent - NOTHING.
It shouldn't exist.
I've generally liked Statham as an actor. In my mind he's akin to Bruce Willis in his prime.
This mind numbing cruedly written film is a stain on his career.
One must consider this movie is made to teenagers and the mentally infirm.
The acting was wooden with cheesey one liners that went out of fashion in the 1990's.
The colourful monkey type creature with the South African accent near the end typified this train wreck of a movie.
It was brash, unintelligent, unbelieveable action scenes where Statham carves his way through SWAT and Speicla Forces teams like they're new recruits.
If I was 13 I might be in awe of his Superman like skills. However as an adult that's mastered the ability to tie my own shoe laces I watched this nonsense from start to abrupt finish like a stunned mullet.
I gave it a 5 just because of the action scenes. Then thought about it more and lowered it to a 4. Then thought about it again and lowered it to a 3.
It's a downward spiral really, just like Statham's possible career path.
Watch this movie with a good book.
This mind numbing cruedly written film is a stain on his career.
One must consider this movie is made to teenagers and the mentally infirm.
The acting was wooden with cheesey one liners that went out of fashion in the 1990's.
The colourful monkey type creature with the South African accent near the end typified this train wreck of a movie.
It was brash, unintelligent, unbelieveable action scenes where Statham carves his way through SWAT and Speicla Forces teams like they're new recruits.
If I was 13 I might be in awe of his Superman like skills. However as an adult that's mastered the ability to tie my own shoe laces I watched this nonsense from start to abrupt finish like a stunned mullet.
I gave it a 5 just because of the action scenes. Then thought about it more and lowered it to a 4. Then thought about it again and lowered it to a 3.
It's a downward spiral really, just like Statham's possible career path.
Watch this movie with a good book.
Literally, it has the worst, and I mean the very worst writing I've endured in a modern movie.
I'm a big fan of Jason Stratham but I've lost all respect after this.
The lines are cheesy, unintelligent, old and all done before.
There's no build up. It just gets straight into what is a pathetically over done plot.
This movie is written by twelve year olds for 12 year olds.
I'm astounded to see ratings of 7 and 8.
Are these people insane?!
It's so dumb it sucks any possible entertainment right out of the movie.
This is an embarrassment for Hollywood which is churning out more and more rubbish.
I wanted to write a witty review but I've lost half my IQ after watching this salty nonsense.
I hope I recover soon.
Please don't participate in this audio visual labotomy.
I'm a big fan of Jason Stratham but I've lost all respect after this.
The lines are cheesy, unintelligent, old and all done before.
There's no build up. It just gets straight into what is a pathetically over done plot.
This movie is written by twelve year olds for 12 year olds.
I'm astounded to see ratings of 7 and 8.
Are these people insane?!
It's so dumb it sucks any possible entertainment right out of the movie.
This is an embarrassment for Hollywood which is churning out more and more rubbish.
I wanted to write a witty review but I've lost half my IQ after watching this salty nonsense.
I hope I recover soon.
Please don't participate in this audio visual labotomy.