wishbinvisible
Joined Jul 2019
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I am obviously being generous giving this a 2 but in the brief moments when you can visualize the special effects, I had to give them some credit for trying.
Ice cube is not and has never been an actor. Screaming at a camera does not make you dramatic. It makes you one dimensional. Maybe screaming when rapping works but not in moviedom.
I could not find one scene where the few actors in this production were seen together. Consequently, it is like somebody used an Osmo pocket to film the individual actors and spliced it all together thinking they were making a movie.
And I am being generous also in calling this a movie. Editing is horrible and the pace is so frenetic one becomes dizzy watching it.
Whatever amount was spent on the budget was wasted. And Prime should be ashamed for airing this.
But I guess the joke is on me as I sat here and watched the whole thing. But what the heck. It's almost 100° outside and I'm killing time indoors. Such is retired life.
Ice cube is not and has never been an actor. Screaming at a camera does not make you dramatic. It makes you one dimensional. Maybe screaming when rapping works but not in moviedom.
I could not find one scene where the few actors in this production were seen together. Consequently, it is like somebody used an Osmo pocket to film the individual actors and spliced it all together thinking they were making a movie.
And I am being generous also in calling this a movie. Editing is horrible and the pace is so frenetic one becomes dizzy watching it.
Whatever amount was spent on the budget was wasted. And Prime should be ashamed for airing this.
But I guess the joke is on me as I sat here and watched the whole thing. But what the heck. It's almost 100° outside and I'm killing time indoors. Such is retired life.
Most definitely the most boring movie ever made. But what did you expect with Robert De Weirdo in it? The jokes won't even make you chuckle; just cringe. "The whole time you're just waiting for it to pick up or be funny, it never gets to that point.
"Very cliche movie, you could guess what the movie was about with seeing just the first scene. One of those movies where the writers think something Inappropriate means it's automatically funny. Which they're just stupid.
De Niro could do better with better movies. I will say the granola character is a good writing choice but that's it. Everything else is just meh to be honest. But hey if you like light hearted movies that don't make you have to think or invest emotion into, then you might like it."
Okay, the truth is I copied and pasted most of somebody else's review because Robert De Niro isn't worth enough of my time to say how much he disgusts me. Time for him to utilize his long-term healthcare insurance and check into a nursing home.
"Very cliche movie, you could guess what the movie was about with seeing just the first scene. One of those movies where the writers think something Inappropriate means it's automatically funny. Which they're just stupid.
De Niro could do better with better movies. I will say the granola character is a good writing choice but that's it. Everything else is just meh to be honest. But hey if you like light hearted movies that don't make you have to think or invest emotion into, then you might like it."
Okay, the truth is I copied and pasted most of somebody else's review because Robert De Niro isn't worth enough of my time to say how much he disgusts me. Time for him to utilize his long-term healthcare insurance and check into a nursing home.
I did a review on the first iteration of this movie, the Accountant. I was totally underwhelmed with the plot and the acting of some of the principles and that movie nine years ago. But I was also in the dark as to precisely what the plot was about.
Be that as it may, I decided to try to rehabilitate this series and watched the Accountant 2. This made even less sense to me than the first version. Was the whole point of this movie the narrow focus of rescuing one child in a world where hundreds suffer the same fate as that one child? So that left me with a plot line that was paper thin.
But there was also the petty, little things I couldn't get around. Here we are nine years after the first version and the dye job on Ben Affleck's hair is so obvious that I couldn't stop unseeing it and concentrate on the movie.
I certainly hope they don't feel an Accountant 3 is necessary. I'm old and have only so many minutes left in my life and I certainly don't want them wasted on another one of these attempts.
Be that as it may, I decided to try to rehabilitate this series and watched the Accountant 2. This made even less sense to me than the first version. Was the whole point of this movie the narrow focus of rescuing one child in a world where hundreds suffer the same fate as that one child? So that left me with a plot line that was paper thin.
But there was also the petty, little things I couldn't get around. Here we are nine years after the first version and the dye job on Ben Affleck's hair is so obvious that I couldn't stop unseeing it and concentrate on the movie.
I certainly hope they don't feel an Accountant 3 is necessary. I'm old and have only so many minutes left in my life and I certainly don't want them wasted on another one of these attempts.