jezwood69
Joined Jul 2019
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After reading some shocking reviews I went into this movie very cautiously.
Ok yes there's lots... LOTS of singing. Musical ?? (As everyone says) NO !! Lots of singing ? Yes. After 30 minutes I genuinely thought I wasn't going to get through it.
But I did.
It's very good.
DO NOT expect this to be like the first Joker. If you do, you'll hate it. Phoenix and Ga Ga and brilliant and the story makes more sense the further on it goes and draws you in.
So many people saying "what was the end all about" and "I just didn't get it".
It's really not that difficult.!
This movie is 'different'. Again, it's NOTHING like the first so don't expect it to be and you'll find yourself enjoying it.
Ok yes there's lots... LOTS of singing. Musical ?? (As everyone says) NO !! Lots of singing ? Yes. After 30 minutes I genuinely thought I wasn't going to get through it.
But I did.
It's very good.
DO NOT expect this to be like the first Joker. If you do, you'll hate it. Phoenix and Ga Ga and brilliant and the story makes more sense the further on it goes and draws you in.
So many people saying "what was the end all about" and "I just didn't get it".
It's really not that difficult.!
This movie is 'different'. Again, it's NOTHING like the first so don't expect it to be and you'll find yourself enjoying it.
Actually... don't.
Oscar winning performances from absolutely ....Nobody.
Never in my existence have I sat through a bigger pile of utter s***e. I'm actually embarrassed for everyone involved in this complete abortion of a production. In fact, my dogs 'produce' better actors in a pile during their daily walks. To summarise, if you want to see the opposite of acting, mind numbing plots and storyline. Abysmal script and 'actors' who constantly glance at the camera, look no further.
If you want to laugh until you're sick this is the film for you. If you want, just to be sick, this is also the film for you. The expression 'horsesh**' never existed until this thing was made. Then... there it was.
Oscar winning performances from absolutely ....Nobody.
Never in my existence have I sat through a bigger pile of utter s***e. I'm actually embarrassed for everyone involved in this complete abortion of a production. In fact, my dogs 'produce' better actors in a pile during their daily walks. To summarise, if you want to see the opposite of acting, mind numbing plots and storyline. Abysmal script and 'actors' who constantly glance at the camera, look no further.
If you want to laugh until you're sick this is the film for you. If you want, just to be sick, this is also the film for you. The expression 'horsesh**' never existed until this thing was made. Then... there it was.
It makes a nice change to have an original and dare I say, scary film.
The Conjuring, despite what you are led to believe, is based on the charlatans and con-artists Ed and Lorraine Warren who deceived and lied their way to earning a fortune by making up childish stories about ghosts, possessions and haunted dolls without presenting a shred of evidence. The public, of course, believed them.
The story is true in that the story exists.
The content is pure fabrication set out to appeal to the gullible.
Sorry to p*** on your chips folks but ghosts don't exist.
That said, it's a decent watch but about as true as Bambi or Star Wars.
The Conjuring, despite what you are led to believe, is based on the charlatans and con-artists Ed and Lorraine Warren who deceived and lied their way to earning a fortune by making up childish stories about ghosts, possessions and haunted dolls without presenting a shred of evidence. The public, of course, believed them.
The story is true in that the story exists.
The content is pure fabrication set out to appeal to the gullible.
Sorry to p*** on your chips folks but ghosts don't exist.
That said, it's a decent watch but about as true as Bambi or Star Wars.