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Staged Killer (2019)
1/10
I wish I could give this negative 10 stars.
18 November 2019
This movie has set the bar at the lowest of lows. With a cast and crew so cringe and talentless you'd swear you'd watched roadkill more appealling. It seems the plot has been taken from a year three creative writing session and developed by a workshop of monkeys. The best part of this movie was when it ended and I could gladly say I did not develop PTSD while sat through this absolute tragedy. While I honestly hope the actors live long and prosperous lives I do hope they are mildly tortured for two hours so they understand the pain they have so willingly seduced each and every person too that watched this film. otherwise, great movie.
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Blackbear (I) (2019)
1/10
Approach with extreme caution!
18 November 2019
I don't even know where to begin, this movie literally has the ability to cause cancer. Despite dreadful acting, an abysmal plot and a filming budget that would have been better spent on an overdose of heroine, this film is a credit to the tolerance of the human brain to overcome the willpower to burn ones own eyes out with a blowtorch. To say that Scott Pryor has the talent of an Amazonian Jungle monkey gang bang would bring shame to the monkeys. Literally more talent in a mouldy sack of potatoes than that mans whole body. Truly truly awful from beginning to end. I think I would have preferred being in the holocaust more than I enjoyed watching that film. Never ever ever watch this!
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