foureyes1848
Joined Jan 2020
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Barely watchable drivel.
Poor story.
Forgettable acting.
Not even great action.
They took a great character and made him Marvel Bland.
This would have been so much better if they kept the character out of the Marvel superhero universe and adapted some of the great Doug Moench/Paul Gulacy Master of Kung Fu comic stories.
Instead we get Master of Nothing and some flashing lights.
Poor story.
Forgettable acting.
Not even great action.
They took a great character and made him Marvel Bland.
This would have been so much better if they kept the character out of the Marvel superhero universe and adapted some of the great Doug Moench/Paul Gulacy Master of Kung Fu comic stories.
Instead we get Master of Nothing and some flashing lights.
The benchmark for cinematic Diabolik remains the classic 1960s Maria Bava version.
The previous modern Diabolik was pretty bad but this one doesn't even reach that low bar.
The lead actor exemplifies blandness.
A generic Euro pretty boy with no acting chops.
The story is poor.
Did we really need a Ginko romantic sub-plot that goes no where ?
Monica Belluci is totally wasted.
Being filmed in the digital equivalent of the Vaseline smeared lense did her no favors.
The only saving grace was Miriram Leones as Eva Kant.
How did this dreck even get made ?
Let's hope there isn't a third one !
The previous modern Diabolik was pretty bad but this one doesn't even reach that low bar.
The lead actor exemplifies blandness.
A generic Euro pretty boy with no acting chops.
The story is poor.
Did we really need a Ginko romantic sub-plot that goes no where ?
Monica Belluci is totally wasted.
Being filmed in the digital equivalent of the Vaseline smeared lense did her no favors.
The only saving grace was Miriram Leones as Eva Kant.
How did this dreck even get made ?
Let's hope there isn't a third one !
The story of Lamborghini is the the stuff of legend. Marque.
A sound script albeit more fantasy than truth.
Good acting from Grillo et al.
But this is no different from your average auto epic, like every film before it, it is let down by details.
The producers were either lazy or ignorant.
Why is Mr Lamborghini driving a US spec Countach at the start ?
Mr Ferrari in a lowly Mondial ?
Why on earth are there so many shots of an old Ferrari motor when real Lambo motors are not rare.
And why were real car sounds not used ?
Instead we have some generic motor revving dubbing in.
This could have been a great motor bio pic instead we get something extremely average.
Casual viewers may be fooled but those who know cars will groan with disappointment.
A sound script albeit more fantasy than truth.
Good acting from Grillo et al.
But this is no different from your average auto epic, like every film before it, it is let down by details.
The producers were either lazy or ignorant.
Why is Mr Lamborghini driving a US spec Countach at the start ?
Mr Ferrari in a lowly Mondial ?
Why on earth are there so many shots of an old Ferrari motor when real Lambo motors are not rare.
And why were real car sounds not used ?
Instead we have some generic motor revving dubbing in.
This could have been a great motor bio pic instead we get something extremely average.
Casual viewers may be fooled but those who know cars will groan with disappointment.