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I think watching water slowly drip out of a tap would be more entertaining than this movie. The bright side of this movie is my new happy thought is that I know never to watch this again. I could go up and down the cast and each scene of why it is so bad but I am limited in time. Not one cast member seemed to mix well with any other. It's like each character was a different viscosity. Just didn't mesh.

As much as I enjoy Jude Law, he is no, and never will be a Captain Hook. It's like when you think you are doing a good impression of Sean Connery, but it actually sounds like crap. That is like Jude Law playing hook.

Jim Gaffighan, like Law I really enjoy. But he is no Smee. I felt his role was supposed to be comic relief but it lacked the comedy. And relief.

Peter Pan is supposed to be the protagonist yet I just wanted to punch him in the face the whole movie. Which gave me a feeling of guilt for wanting to punch a child.

This movie is just bland scene after bland scene. Time actually felt like it was moving slower during this movie.

At least the music was bad too.

I want the $5.99 I spent on renting this back. It would almost be worth the thousands of dollars in lawyer fees to try to sue the movie company for my money back. I am shocked that someone at some point said "it's a wrap" at the end of making this movie, and then were able to sleep that night.

The timeline of this movie for some reason confused me. As did almost everything else. I would have believed it if someone said that my 6 year old wrote this movie.

Its as if a high schools thespian club won some contest to produce a movie with semi professional equipment.

Apparently I have to write more about it to reach 150 characters to post this review.