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Believe me when I say that this film does not do the books justice. This film should have been portrayed as an anthology, meaning that they should have taken 4 or 5 of the original stories, made them each into a segment, and then put it all together. But boy was this film bad, as it entirely missed the point of the original books. This film got it all wrong. Excellent cinematography and clever death scenes won't spare you from negative criticism, as it is all I have for this film. The acting is as stale as a 37 year old loaf of bread that was made with concrete. The dialogue, story, and acting get more and more cringeworthy as the film progresses, most notably the line about the toe in the stew, which comes out as bland as it could have possibly been. This film has some of the lamest lines and execution I have seen in years. It's unbelievable. Like other reviewers have previously noted, all the adults in this film are total Chads and Karens. The writing was incredibly cliche, particularly in the hospital scene, where the dialogue and acting are abominably terrible. Sometimes a film is so bad that it makes you laugh, but this is one of those films that is just so bad it makes you cringe. Right from the opening of this film I lost all hope for it. Production companies and filmmakers better keep this advice in mind. When you're making a film about books that contain many different stories, portray it as an anthology. Don't try to write a completely new story and ruin everything. But hey, at least the schraderbräu guy made an appearance.

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Honestly, I really enjoyed this. Most people didn't, but I did. I thought it was clever and well made, unlike the other reviews say. Needless to say, this horror short really stuck to my taste in films.