grfgcutk
Joined Aug 2020
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Do you want your movie to be thrilling? Satisfying? Emotional? Exciting? Interesting?
Well this movie will be none of those things. Opposite in fact.
Apparently it thinks that entertainment comes from the most boring takes with a bit of music added to try and make them seem interesting. Look a deer! Now let's stare at it all confused.
Here's a bunch of unlikeable characters. They're gonna have annoying dialogue that occasionally pretends like it has something to say about the state of the world, but it won't say anything of note or make any observations that are illuminating or insightful or meaningful in anyway whatsoever.
Anyways we are just gonna waste two hours of your life like this and then the movie is suddenly going to end and we will pretend like we did our job of crafting a work of art.
Well this movie will be none of those things. Opposite in fact.
Apparently it thinks that entertainment comes from the most boring takes with a bit of music added to try and make them seem interesting. Look a deer! Now let's stare at it all confused.
Here's a bunch of unlikeable characters. They're gonna have annoying dialogue that occasionally pretends like it has something to say about the state of the world, but it won't say anything of note or make any observations that are illuminating or insightful or meaningful in anyway whatsoever.
Anyways we are just gonna waste two hours of your life like this and then the movie is suddenly going to end and we will pretend like we did our job of crafting a work of art.
This movie is incredibly funny. I'm pretty sure it knows it's funny and that's on purpose but in the off-chance it doesn't honestly that just makes it even funnier.
Chubby Crowe drives around in a Vespa everywhere doing an abhorrent Italian accent. It's so bad. It's so good! Wonderful hilarity.
If you know that it's based on the "true stories" of a real life Catholic dude it makes it even better imagining the mundane reality that was embellished by this guy to make himself the hero of the story.
The ending of the movie has the funniest text overlay. Not really a spoiler but be warned in case you're extra sensitive. Russell Crowe wrote books about his exorcisms. THE BOOKS ARE GOOD. Those last 4 words are exactly what is written on screen. Like I said, it is a comedy.
Chubby Crowe drives around in a Vespa everywhere doing an abhorrent Italian accent. It's so bad. It's so good! Wonderful hilarity.
If you know that it's based on the "true stories" of a real life Catholic dude it makes it even better imagining the mundane reality that was embellished by this guy to make himself the hero of the story.
The ending of the movie has the funniest text overlay. Not really a spoiler but be warned in case you're extra sensitive. Russell Crowe wrote books about his exorcisms. THE BOOKS ARE GOOD. Those last 4 words are exactly what is written on screen. Like I said, it is a comedy.
Even with the gimmick of the shuffled play order aside, this is a horribly written show.
Is the purpose of a narrative to feel suspense and tension? Or a satisfying conclusion? Or just to empathise and be emotionally connected with the characters?
Whatever your answer to the above questions rest assured you will not find any of them in this horrible show.
It's like they Frankensteined it out of the rotten limbs of other better written heist shows and movies. Then sprinkled the gimmick on top like SaltBae trying to upsell his terrible steaks.
I don't know where to begin with breaking down all the bad narrative choices and honestly that would be more effort than this Netflix branded atrocity deserves so just take my word for it, it's bad!
Go watch the Oceans movies again and save yourself the trouble.
Is the purpose of a narrative to feel suspense and tension? Or a satisfying conclusion? Or just to empathise and be emotionally connected with the characters?
Whatever your answer to the above questions rest assured you will not find any of them in this horrible show.
It's like they Frankensteined it out of the rotten limbs of other better written heist shows and movies. Then sprinkled the gimmick on top like SaltBae trying to upsell his terrible steaks.
I don't know where to begin with breaking down all the bad narrative choices and honestly that would be more effort than this Netflix branded atrocity deserves so just take my word for it, it's bad!
Go watch the Oceans movies again and save yourself the trouble.