Barebower

This is what you get when the guys from makeup and special effects pool their lunch money with the second string script writers and background actors to make a movie of their own.

It's as if the producers said, "Let's do something like Flash Gordon but there will be absolutely no cocaine on set and we can't afford to get Queen to do a soundtrack!'.

This is one of those movies that is so appallingly bad that it becomes watchable. From the wooden acting to the childish scripting to ridiculous storyline, this movie does not fail to miss the mark on every single factor in its making.

Three stars to the producers for having the guts to release this movie on the unsuspecting public...

Let's face it... Interstellar was one of the most boring movies of all time. This rudderless mess of a story gives it a good run for its money.

Whilst the premise might have a grain of merit, the translation of the premise into a story got lost in a haze of nothing at half a snails pace.

At its core the movie is trying to be a cerebral examination of a relationship being strained by a failing world and a chance of a better future by a forced separation. What you get is a slow motion train wreck that's about a interesting a watching the keynote speech of a stamp collectors convention after taking too many valium tablets...

Words do not exist to describe how utterly pathetic, stupid and pointless this load of garbage is. It defies belief that somebody could think that this rubbish was worth producing.

Very possibly the most infantile thing I have ever watched. Doesn't know whether it's a documentary, dramatisation or z grade horror movie.

Made mostly of padding with appalling effects and very possibly the worst creature outfit since Plan 9 From Outer Space.

There's nothing to be said for this load of horse biscuits other than that it's only worth watching if you want to see how truly bad a movie can be. Suitable for drug crazed nut-jobs only.