south_pacific

You can be a tiny boston bagel that dodges every thing you can be a patriotic psychopath that forced himself into WWII, and jumped around with rockets you can be a guy that might be mexican you can be a black dude that can either lunge at you with a sword or go boom boom you can be a fat russian man with a sandvich and a minigun you can be a texan that builds unbuildable stuff such as teleporters you can be a german doctor that steals body parts you can be an australian that throws pee in a jar you can be a baguette terrorist.

A little difficult to get into but a great game once you get a hang of it.

~ DIFFICULTY ~ 🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it 🔲 Easy 🔲Normal ✅ Hard 🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint 🔲 Bad 🔲 Meh 🔲 Graphics dont matter in this 🔲 Good 🔲 Beautiful ✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad 🔲Not special 🔲 Good ✅ Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story 🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story 🔲 It's there for the people who want it 🔲 Well written 🔲 Epic story ✅ Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

Underpriced ✅ Perfect Price 🔲 Could be cheaper 🔲 Overpriced 🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave/toaster ✅ School computer 🔲 Average 🔲 High end 🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~ 🔲 Extremely Short (60 minutes or less) 🔲 Very Short (1 - 3 hours) 🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours) 🔲 Average (15-50 hours) ✅ Long (50-90 hours) 🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours) 🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry 🔲 Hard to enjoy 🔲 Repetitive 🔲 Actually pretty amusing ✅ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 Wasn't worth completing 🔲 It's a one-time experience 🔲 Only for achievements 🔲 If you wait a few months/years ✅ Definitely 🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 Remove this from the steam store 🔲 No 🔲 Wait for sale 🔲 Yes ✅ You NEED to experience this game.