dylanstaxes

My main issue with this is a weird one. I didn't get nearly enough joy out of watching the cartel members get shot in the face. Normally the satisfaction of these movies is that when the bad guys get it you think, 'He'd rather not be dead' or chopped up or run over or whatever. But I just didn't get that feeling for these baddies.

Technically, I thought it was an interesting Woo film. And I didn't mind the lack of dialogue. The mom not being equally an emotional wreck was a really stupid artistic choice but whatever.

And thanks to review bombers imdb now has a character limit. Fifteen characters.

If you finished Wandavision and are jonesing for more then this movie is for you. I enjoyed it but I can't give it an eight, especially compared to better mcu movies.

Doctor Strange is a unique comic book experience. An opportunity to see colorful bizarrities scrawled page after page. An overload of stylized forms. It's great.

This just doesn't impress when the medium is cgi. It becomes noise. Tiresome noise.

Captain Planet is a wacky disjointed mess that somehow works. Let's discuss what makes it special.

1. The villains are so freaking evil. Let's torture kids. Kill kids. Mutate kids. Chop up kids. Blend kids into smoothies. No other cartoon attempts more horrific child murder.

2. The ecodisasters will give you nightmares. Blind sheep covered with tumors... Thanks for animating that captain planet.

3. The animation errors are constant. Hilarity ensues.

And then there's the sixth season theme song. The most atrocious thing to occur in animation apart from maybe that Scooby-Doo show with Scrappy but no Fred or Velma.